Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

That was Gary Cooper, a$$hole.

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Happy trails, Hans.

I love this scene. So dramatic.

Great ending.

splat!

Sorry I was out of it. Too much drink.

Plus I really should be in bed.

And they hug.

Great big man hug.

"You got yourself a good man. You take care of him."

I sense a man crush.

Don't mess with Carl Winslow.

And Family Matters guy draws his weapon and fires.

Hero.

Argyle!

We've done about 13 pages for this movie.

Okay -- great movie --

I've gotta go.

Thanks, Miss Vicky.

"If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be there for New Year's."

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

End Credits.

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)

Good night, Sexy. Sweet shirtless Willis dreams.

Thank you. Sweet Hans Gruber dreams to you.

Ah, power dressing. Yep, it looked awful. Still, it made more sense than power eating.

That could be the ultimate damnation of those films I've ever read.

God love 'em. Gratuitous tit shots were one of the great things about 80's cinema. Before they aimed films primarily at children.

I put it on the list, get to it.

You mean like this?


What? Have I got that wrong?

Now that's just weird. Probably quite nice, but weird.

Thanks for the commentary, I enjoyed it.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Sc I would like to reserve a film commentary. I can't do one for a bit but I got a good one.