Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

But how is it these drag queens always have EVERYTHING on them?

At least in Priscilla, they had a full bus. In To Wong Foo, they have a car, and they have enough to redecorate their bedroom.

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I always see this old woman in other movies and I always go, "There's Noxeema's friend!"

Jimmy Joe is the nicest colored man you ever want to meet.

I'm gonna get ya! Honey, I'm just trying to give you back your picture!

I'm a comin', I'm a comin', I'm a get you.

"You got beat up by a girl?"

And these cops have never heard of transvestites?

See, if I was Chi-Chi, this scene wouldn't be in the movie, because it would be too X-rated for it.

I didn't know it was gonna be a party. I would've dressed for it.

And you wouldn't be saying "Looksies, no feelsies."

Her rapists are hotter than the one who picked her up.

Virgil does like his way, doesn't he.

"I can't help but observe right now that there are no chopped onions anywhere."

This scenes makes me sad.

Wow. Ms. Thing got some stuff in here.

It makes me want chopped onions.

Bobby Ray looks like your type of guy.

I love that the guys are all hot for Chi Chi. She looks like a tore up ho.

I'm now imagining what this movie might have been like had it been the 1950s and James Dean played Bobby Ray.