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Really? You need to watch more Friends.

*Salutes*

Wha? What kind of internet argument is that?

How's that possible? How can anyone hate John Cusack?

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Have you seen THE RAVEN?

I don't get it either. I mean, he's done some sh*tty movies (2012), but he's always struck me as a very likeable kind of guy.
Plus he's hot.

I don't know if hk's seen The Raven but I have. I liked it quite a bit actually and thought he did well in it.

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Yeah, I've seen The Raven and I quite liked it. However, even if he's in a bad film, such as 1408, he's still good and always, I've thought, likeable.

I hate you.

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Mark Wahlberg is both hotter and a better actor than John Cusack

Stop using that one bad clip every time Mark Wahlberg is mentioned

If they had the full movie of 2012 on Youtube, I would post it in here

Good.

I guess you're into men with three nipples. I'm not.


Um, no.

Maybe this belongs in Guapo's sexual orientation thread

Yeah, Weeman, pick a different bad clip of Marky Mark. There are TONS to choose from.

I'd be okay with that. It had its moments. It wasn't a complete piece of sh*t. Just mostly sh*tty. But Cusack was still good and still likeable in it. And still hot.

How about this badger Dan and Miss Vicky:

Don't blame Mark Wahlberg, blame whoever wrote that stupid idiotic scene. I know it's M Night who directed it, did he write it? Blame him.

Just realized this thread has over 5000 posts and 265 pages already, holy *****

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And who are we blaming for the rest of Marky Mark's performances?

Its all M. Night's fault.

M. Night is certainly responsible for all the terrible performances in The Happening. No one does well in that film.

Even the most skilled director can't get more than a passable performance out of Marky Mark. There's only so much a director can do when working with a talentless "actor."

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