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I'll post a mustache picture in another month or so, once I complete my look.
Unfortunately after 6 months it seems I cannot grow a unibrow.

Here is an old picture of me with a beard






I always have a beard (above pic from last week in Hawaii). I have since about 1999, anyway. I keep it trimmed and don't let it get too unruly, but I haven't completely shaved my face in about fifteen years. Nor do I plan to. Lice or chemo are about the only things that are gonna force me to get rid of it. So far, so good.
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Lice or chemo are about the only things that are gonna force me to get rid of it.
Do not even joke about that here... this place is cursed.



Slashed it back to a skinny Van Dyke. This pic doesn't do much justice, I have a tan line where the beard used to be


This is more presentable... but I must say, I think I personally prefer the full beard look you had before.

I don't know. You looked scarier in the other picture and scary to me can be hot.



My beard looks ginger in that pic for some reason
It does look reddish. Oh, well. Don't be sad.



do you have an astigmatism or something?
Glasses are so 20th century
Glasses are sexy. Don't you be knocking glasses. At least he doesn't have those stupid hipsterish glasses I see a lot of guys wearing nowadays.



I can't wear contacts... I had some made once and my eyes reacted to them so bad that the optician had to use clamps to open my eyes so he could get the lenses out.
My eyes looked like a pornstar's ass.



My eyes looked like a pornstar's ass.
You say the oddest things these days. It's time to start recording these for a book. The other day, he said The Lost Boys was "pure '80s sex."



The People's Republic of Clogher
Mine is usually trimmed to within an inch of its life.



Been thinking about getting rid of it entirely because every bugger's got one nowadays.
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I can't wear contacts... I had some made once and my eyes reacted to them so bad that the optician had to use clamps to open my eyes so he could get the lenses out.
My eyes looked like a pornstar's ass.
I was actually referring to lasik surgery





I ALWAYS have facial hair! Can't look at myself without it!
This guy needs to get rid of his facial hair. All of it. Too young looking and the beard looks like a fake beard. He looks like he's in disguise. I am reminded of drag kings.



The People's Republic of Clogher
You look like you need a thicker beard. Tacitus.
It's actually pretty thick, just silvery grey at the bottom and sides. HP's will look like that in a few years.

Once he gets to my age...



It's Amblyopia. Lazy Eye.


It's to do with the signals sent from the eye to the brain. There's something wrong with the optic nerve and something inside the brain too.
Laser surgery would make no difference.