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EDIT: Well, since I don't go into threads flaming people and accusing them straight off of things they haven't done, I'd have thought it was pretty obvious these were just jokes, but for Kong's benefit: http://www.guyzstuff.com/Jokes/40/

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
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Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!
Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.
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I must become Caligari..!
Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
I hate it when people hate this
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You don't have to do anything. Aren't there sheep in your country?
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
You don't have to do anything. Aren't there sheep in your country?

ROFLMFAO .... Man you guys are just too much.

You know what i hate...when I help host a beer party and nobody cleans up next morning. (although i stole two cases last night so i shant complain much La Crosse Light....*sigh*)
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Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.
........omggggggggggggg.........I do all of the above.......

........so I take it.............there is no chance for us.

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Smokers who wont use their ash tray in their car, but seem to think the world is their ash tray. Not bashing smokers,to each their own, just thoughtless ones.



It was beauty killed the beast.
Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t*sser, I
paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what
did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting, I always eat stuff I hate!

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
'Mcchicken Burger', just a 'Chicken Burger' gets a
blanklook...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*ckin McTos*er!

Kong hates it when people copy material and then don't give any credit to it's author. A number of those were from Adam Sandler's "Ten Things That Piss Me Off," and this rest were probably stolen from some other source as well.

Stop the cut & paste plagiarism!!!
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Just so everyone knows, I truly hate smokers who dont use the ashtrays in their car, I will admit I heard it somewhere before, but not sure where. However I hate it.



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Originally Posted by Kong
Kong hates it when people copy material and then don't give any credit to it's author. A number of those were from Adam Sandler's "Ten Things That Piss Me Off," and this rest were probably stolen from some other source as well.

Stop the cut & paste plagiarism!!!
Revenge of Mr M doesn't know the author and doesn't even know it came from any Adam Sandler source, a mate told him all this. Kong is a dirty ape who should take a cold shower and cool off.



It was beauty killed the beast.
Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
Revenge of Mr M doesn't know the author and doesn't even know it came from any Adam Sandler source, a mate told him all this. Kong is a dirty ape who should take a cold shower and cool off.
Kong has to admit that he's doubtful of your claim. A mate told you these jokes and then you remembered all of them practically word for word the way Sandler wrote them? Even if you are telling the truth and you stole these by accident, you should still edit your original post to provide a source.

http://www.guyzstuff.com/Jokes/40/



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Originally Posted by Kong
Kong has to admit that he's doubtful of your claim. A mate told you these jokes and then you remembered all of them practically word for word the way Sandler wrote them? Even if you are telling the truth and you stole these by accident, you should still edit your original post to provide a source.

http://www.guyzstuff.com/Jokes/40/
What's to be doubtful of? You're accusing me of callous theft, which is pissing me off quite a lot. My mate Rob e-mailed them to me and I thought it was funny so I posted it here.
Thank you, you militant ape, now get out of my thread.



It was beauty killed the beast.
Originally Posted by Revenge of Mr M
What's to be doubtful of? You're accusing me of callous theft, which is pissing me off quite a lot. My mate Rob e-mailed them to me and I thought it was funny so I posted it here.
Thank you, you militant ape, now get out of my thread.
Okay, Kong has no trouble believing that you got these in an e-mail and just posted them here. The way you mentioned it before sounded like a friend just told them to you face to face or on the phone or something.nKong apologizes for the confusion.

Nevertheless Kong still thinks you should edit your post to give credit to the originator of many of the jokes.



I totally agree with Kong. If not just for clarification, post where you heard these, its just common sense (or at least to me it is) and maybe we would like to find out more about them.
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