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Ah, something you should know: there's no way someone can be better than Portuguese guys at pick-up lines! :-P our construction guys are incredibly creative!
I'm not as beautiful as Brad Pitt nor as strong as Schwarzeneger but when it comes to licking I'm better than Lassie!
Remember my name, you will scream it later.
-Alice! Alice! Hey, Alice!
- but my name's not Alice;
- oh sorry, I thought I was in the Wonderland!
I'll post more here later.
I'm not as beautiful as Brad Pitt nor as strong as Schwarzeneger but when it comes to licking I'm better than Lassie!
Remember my name, you will scream it later.
-Alice! Alice! Hey, Alice!
- but my name's not Alice;
- oh sorry, I thought I was in the Wonderland!
I'll post more here later.
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Do you f*ck or are you the dating type?
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.
Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.
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You must be tired! You've been walking on my mind all day long!
Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come here more often?
You're a first class ticket to sin!
And if the line doesn't work you can always say:
Oh, you don't want??? I should have known, fat as you are, you don't sweat much!
Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come here more often?
You're a first class ticket to sin!
And if the line doesn't work you can always say:
Oh, you don't want??? I should have known, fat as you are, you don't sweat much!
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If you were an hamburger you'd be McGorgeous! ;-)
Ah, something you should know: there's no way someone can be better than Portuguese guys at pick-up lines! :-P our construction guys are incredibly creative!
I'm not as beautiful as Brad Pitt nor as strong as Schwarzeneger but when it comes to licking I'm better than Lassie!
Remember my name, you will scream it later.
-Alice! Alice! Hey, Alice!
- but my name's not Alice;
- oh sorry, I thought I was in the Wonderland!
I'll post more here later.
I'm not as beautiful as Brad Pitt nor as strong as Schwarzeneger but when it comes to licking I'm better than Lassie!
Remember my name, you will scream it later.
-Alice! Alice! Hey, Alice!
- but my name's not Alice;
- oh sorry, I thought I was in the Wonderland!
I'll post more here later.
Do you f*ck or are you the dating type?
Do you like magic? Let's try: we f*uck and you disappear! 
You must be tired! You've been walking on my mind all day long!
Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come here more often?
You're a first class ticket to sin!
And if the line doesn't work you can always say:
Oh, you don't want??? I should have known, fat as you are, you don't sweat much!
Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come here more often?
You're a first class ticket to sin!
And if the line doesn't work you can always say:
Oh, you don't want??? I should have known, fat as you are, you don't sweat much!
Both of you need to have your faces slapped... I cant believe either one of you!!!
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
they'll fall in love with me right then and there... or they'll just fall and die.
they'll fall in love with me right then and there... or they'll just fall and die.
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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
they'll fall in love with me right then and there... or they'll just fall and die.
they'll fall in love with me right then and there... or they'll just fall and die.
Cole dont say that with that avatar.... that book was horrible!
Wow, don't talk to me again.
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wha....wha...what.......
Wow, don't talk to me again.
Wow, don't talk to me again.
have you read "American Psycho".. Brett Easton Ellis spent way to much time talking about both Huey Lewis and the News and Phil Collins...
then your avatar is Christian Bale.. which reminds me of the film..
If you were an hamburger you'd be McGorgeous! ;-)
Ah, something you should know: there's no way someone can be better than Portuguese guys at pick-up lines! :-P our construction guys are incredibly creative!
I'm not as beautiful as Brad Pitt nor as strong as Schwarzeneger but when it comes to licking I'm better than Lassie!
Remember my name, you will scream it later.
-Alice! Alice! Hey, Alice!
- but my name's not Alice;
- oh sorry, I thought I was in the Wonderland!
I'll post more here later.
I'm not as beautiful as Brad Pitt nor as strong as Schwarzeneger but when it comes to licking I'm better than Lassie!
Remember my name, you will scream it later.
-Alice! Alice! Hey, Alice!
- but my name's not Alice;
- oh sorry, I thought I was in the Wonderland!
I'll post more here later.
Do you f*ck or are you the dating type?
Do you like magic? Let's try: we f*uck and you disappear!
You must be tired! You've been walking on my mind all day long!
Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come here more often?
You're a first class ticket to sin!
And if the line doesn't work you can always say:
Oh, you don't want??? I should have known, fat as you are, you don't sweat much!
Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come here more often?
You're a first class ticket to sin!
And if the line doesn't work you can always say:
Oh, you don't want??? I should have known, fat as you are, you don't sweat much!
Both of you need to have your faces slapped... I cant believe either one of you!!!
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Hey How you doing? Wanna make out?
. And the rest of us were trying to be creepy
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You must be from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin 
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- CM Punk
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Ekhm, ekhm...
Special pick up lines only to use on MovieGal (these work 100% but I'm not responsibe for what happens after you use them!):
- (sexual) You must be the Beauty, because you just awaken my Beast
- (daring) I'm into some really kinky sh*t, but I bet you're too afraid to try it
- (eager) I just bought this 'My First Domination Kit', wanna instruct me on using it?
- (challenging) Getting kinky with the Queen of Kink? Challenge accepted!
- (scatty) I saw that Srpski film based on de Sade's famous music album and I think that Mikkelsen was top notch in it!
- (piteous) punish me, my Queen, I have no right to live
- (defying) Today I am the one dominating!
- (goofy) MovieGal as in gal is a woman, so you are my woman, I make you woman now, mkay?
- (intellectual) The basis for behavioral disorder is... In conclusion, we will bang, okay?
- (stoned) No time to explain! Get on my symbian!
- (cinephile) Hey, you look like that famous actress of adult films! She stares in BBW kinda flicks! Wait, what was her name... What is YOUR name?
- (soft soap) Mikkelsen is my favourite actor and Beauty and the Beast is my favourite movie! I can't believe we have so much in common! If you say you also like BDSM I think I'm gonna marry you!
What I actually said to win her heart:
- I might not be a real King of Kinkiness, but I make good pancakes
Special pick up lines only to use on MovieGal (these work 100% but I'm not responsibe for what happens after you use them!):
- (sexual) You must be the Beauty, because you just awaken my Beast
- (daring) I'm into some really kinky sh*t, but I bet you're too afraid to try it
- (eager) I just bought this 'My First Domination Kit', wanna instruct me on using it?
- (challenging) Getting kinky with the Queen of Kink? Challenge accepted!
- (scatty) I saw that Srpski film based on de Sade's famous music album and I think that Mikkelsen was top notch in it!
- (piteous) punish me, my Queen, I have no right to live
- (defying) Today I am the one dominating!
- (goofy) MovieGal as in gal is a woman, so you are my woman, I make you woman now, mkay?
- (intellectual) The basis for behavioral disorder is... In conclusion, we will bang, okay?
- (stoned) No time to explain! Get on my symbian!
- (cinephile) Hey, you look like that famous actress of adult films! She stares in BBW kinda flicks! Wait, what was her name... What is YOUR name?
- (soft soap) Mikkelsen is my favourite actor and Beauty and the Beast is my favourite movie! I can't believe we have so much in common! If you say you also like BDSM I think I'm gonna marry you!
What I actually said to win her heart:
- I might not be a real King of Kinkiness, but I make good pancakes
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You must be from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin
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