MoFo Fantasy Baseball 2021 - Regular Season

*sits back and watches the mad scramble to claim Gilbert off of the waivers*

*while munching popcorn*

I never scramble. I meander to the wire.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

Springer to the IL. That's the first four picks on there simultaneously.

And the seventh rounder, just for funsies.

Meanwhile, the latest Trout news is…..there is no news.

Just kidding btw, recent news has him traveling with the team, which could be good?

Who knows. I think that happened a month ago, too. He's already missed half a season and even if the news is immediately great it'll be another week or two. And if there's the slightest setback he's getting shut down.

Just a totally lost season for Trout, and unsurprisingly all the categories he's strongest in are my most important ones to make up ground in.

I'm in fourth not shabby considering my team is basically completely makeshift literally.

102 points and I'm a half point from first place, yeah baby!! This is the way to do the last quarter of a season! Dominance is boring.


I dodged a mean bullet yesterday, literally. The Rays lit up John Means but I had benched him. Powdered Chris has been surging abusing steroids but my offense is on the animal tranquilizers.


If Trout comes back then Jedi Chris may punch into the top.


Decisions decisions, and knowing when not to make any. If I wasnt on my phone right now Id post Kenny Rogers "The Gambler".

Rizzo gets activated, and within an hour Alonso leaves the game and Sandoval's season might be over.

I know stat tracker has a way of changing after all the game are done and when the morning comes, but PW just hit 107, and I dropped to 98.5. My offense has been slumping for about a week. Obviously his is not.

And now Haase on the IL, too. It's just staggering. The four guys already on the IL are all high picks so I just have to eat the roster spot, too.

Nah, that was true for the old one, this one's pretty much dead-on even live.

I'm still alive in this!

Just got a shipment of roids in from Russia. These are awesome!

can i have some

My first 5 with the exception of Abreu haven't really contributed anything to my team, so it's pretty crazy how I'm up this far.

Giolito's been the 28th-best starter and Marte, who you got for Springer (who went on the IL twice more after the deal) is actually the #1 outfielder in fantasy on the strength of his average and steals.

Your big blows are Glasnow (dominant for a third of the year but now completely out) and Yelich, who's definitely underperformed though oddly has a really high OBP anyway.

Sure! I got a whole shipping container full of these things. The more you buy the more money you make! Simple economics...

Cool, I'm in.

These things are retroactive, too, right? I need time traveling roids.