Guilty Or Not Guilty

Guilty...



You could kill to get the item you want during 'Black Friday'.

Not guilty

You have a bank overdraft

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Not guilty. Have never had.




You've just touched your hair.

I was going to say not guilty and then I realized I just did exactly that. So - Guilty

You have spent a rainy afternoon binge watching a favorited tv show or movie series?

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Not guilty.



Sometimes you watch stars in the night sky and you wonder what's going on over there.

Not guilty. I stand more in awe than wonder. So perhaps I should plead guilty .....with an explanation.


You are excited to see what the US space probe will discover when it lands on Mars.

Guilty. That probe is expected to land on Mars today at 20:47 France time...

https://spaceflightnow.com/2018/11/2...status-center/


You are excited to see that scientists may soon find the proof of the existence of some extraterrestrial life.

Not guilty

You are seriously overweight?

Not guilty.




You're sedentary.

Not guilty

You look older than you are.

Not guilty.


You're guilty.

Guilty

You are in very good health for your age

Guilty


Sometimes you sleep in.

Not Guilty (7:30am is the latest)


Can't stand holiday music?

Not guilty...I love holiday music. I have a number of CDs that we listen to in the car.

Feels obligated to buy a whole bunch of Christmas/Holiday presents?

Not guilty.

I celebrate xmas with a limited number of people. I buy them a small number of presents.




You were in love with one of your teachers.

Not guilty since all my teachers were female.

Ever had a same-sex love affair?

Not guilty.


Ever had a heterosexual love affair?

Guilty as I am a married woman.

Ever had an affair with a person much older or much younger than yourself?

Not guilty




You own (at least) one active Facebook account.