Guilty Or Not Guilty

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Ever done everything to avoid jury duty?
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Iím here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. Thatís why Iím here now.



Most interesting man in the world
nope,only had it 3x to my knowledge...Ive only had to show up once
funny true story tho this man (about 18-25) came into the courtroom wearing a
pirate bay t-shirt and they immediately "excused" him..
I have heard the things people do to get excused lol

ever done something on purpose to catch someone's attention?



I'm Anthony, a Frenchman in France.
Not guilty.




Have you ever eaten too much food at once?



I'm Anthony, a Frenchman in France.
Of course, every Thanksgiving day

Ever clean your glasses or computer screen with spit?

Not guilty. Not even with a bit of saliva on the tip of my finger. I'm not against using spit/saliva that way but I haven't seen the opportunity to do it yet.




Did you have a crush on one of your teachers?



Not guilty since I went to an all-girls school with all-female teachers.

Ever had a felony conviction?



Oh, you said conviction. Then no.


Ever been arrested?
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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."



You mean me? Kei's cousin?
Not guilty.


Ever burned trash on someone else's porch?
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Look, Dr. Lesh, we don't care about the disturbances, the pounding and the flashing, the screaming, the music. We just want you to find our little girl.



Not guilty

Ever drank soda at breakfast?



I'm Anthony, a Frenchman in France.
Not guilty.




Ever been in love with a stranger?



I'm Anthony, a Frenchman in France.
Not guilty.


Ever got hungry for no apparent reason?