Screw, Marry or Kill: A Nasty Little Game

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Celluloid Temptation Facilitator
You want to play. I know you do!

Right up front let me fess up that I stole this from another board.

I did soften the language some. Aren't I nice?

*smiles sweetly*

I'm going to add some rules to it though. Three and only three candidates must be submitted at a time. You can not say what you'd do to the people you post and must wait for another poster to come along to say what s/he would do.

All must have been in a movie or tv project together. You get one point for each post you make saying what you would do with any three candidates and nominating three others for consideration. You get another point for being the first to know what project they were all involved in. These are to be actors, not characters.

Example the first person posts the following:

Gene Kelly
Van Johnson
and Cyd Chiresse

The second person posts what they would like to do such as:

Screw Van Johnson
Marry Gene Kelly
Kill Cyd Chiresse

You can include explanations or not, as you wish.

Then in the same post you nominate three more people such as:

Uma Thurman
Luke Wilson
Anna Faris

The above three are our first group of candidates. Okay! That's it. Any questions? Get ready, get set . . .
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Bleacheddecay



Hey! The Howard Stern show comes to the Movie Forums! Just what so many people have been waiting for, I'm sure.

But I love Howard, I love the F/Marry/Kill game, so here goes...


F Anna Faris
Marry Uma Thurman
Kill Luke Wilson






Sally Field, Elisabeth Shue, Teri Hatcher
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra



Can I say F them all?
Just asking sorry

Okay:
F
Teri
Marry Sally
Kill Shue


Next:
Paris Hilton
Demi Moore
Gene Hackman
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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton



What a fascinating game.

I'd SCREW Alison Eastwood, because she's blonde and has a tattoo.
I'd MARRY Kimberly Williams because she looks sweet.
I'd KILL Lauren Hutton because she's old and wrinkly.

Next Three... from SPIDER-MAN 3:

Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Thomas Hayden Church




That's a tough one....

I'd SCREW Glenn Close... (well, why not?)
I'd MARRY Barbara Hershey (I'm not sure who she is, but she looks like marriage material)
I'd KILL Kim Basinger (she looks evil in that picture, so die, Kim)

Next 3..... from Girl, Interrupted

Winona Ryder, Clea DuVall, Whoopi Goldberg




Gee, I wonder why you chose them.

And I admit, this one is even tougher.

SCREW Bea Arthur (blindfolded or maybe in a self induced coma)
MARRY Rue McClanahan (because I loved her autobiography)
KILL Estelle Getty (this would be terrible to do, but she is sickly now, so maybe if it was like a Jack Kevorkian helpful thing...)

Next 3.... from Rocky

Sylvester Stallone, Burt Young, Carl Weathers




Easy.

SCREW Jennifer Connelly
MARRY Liv Tyler
KILL Joanna Going

Next: Priscilla, Queen of the Desert



Terence Stamp, Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce



Ah, women of The Hours. And this one is a little tough.

I'd SCREW Nicole Kidman
I'd MARRY Meryl Streep
I'd KILL Julianne Moore

Next:


Janet Leigh

Anthony Perkins

John Gavin



F Anthony Perkins*
*but only if he dressed as Momma Bates
Marry Janet Leigh
Kill John Gavin





NEXT:


Martha Plimpton, Dianne Wiest, Mary Steenburgen



Hmmm....

SCREW Martha Plimpton
MARRY Dianne Wiest
KILL Mary Steenburgen

Next....



Agnes Moorehead, Marion Lorne, Bernard Fox



Put me in your pocket...
Marry...Bernard Fox
Date/Screw: Marion Lorne
Dump/Kill...Agnes Moorehead

Next....

Harpo
Chico
Groucho