Velocipastor

I hate to say that I'll probably see this garbage.

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YES! YES! YES!!!!

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You know this whole thing is just a weird portmanteau that popped into someone's head, which they then wrote an entire movie around.

To be fair, that's pretty much been the basis for some of the best movies ever made though.....
The Wizard Of Oz
errr, um
Strippers vs. Zombies
errrmmmmm
Birdemic: Shock And Terror

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IT DOESN'T EVEN REALLY RHYME. IT JUST ENDS IN OR

This might revive my WILL TO LIVE!!!!

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so he was like bitten by a radioactive velociraptor, right

Plot according to the distributor:


After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

Did they get Russell Crowe to do the narration on the trailer?

A new B-movie classic! We just did a review on this one too.

By my experience, films that set out to be "good" bad movies just end up being "bad" bad movies... the best "bad" movies don't try at it... they just "are."

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-Stan Brakhage

WHERE CAN I SEE THIS????

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