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As far as I can tell, it went like this:
Romney: "I have a plan but I can't tell you exactly what it is. Obama's plan sucks, though."
Obama: "My plan does kinda suck, but at least I'm pretty clear on what it is. You make vague hints about your plan, which sounds like it'll suck worse than mine."
Romney: "My plan won't suck. We KNOW your plan sucks."
Obama: "It's still a plan. If you were as clear about what your plan is as I am, we'd all know it sucks worse than mine."
Romney: "You don't know that. My plan could be awesome. I've made some tantalizing hints that I'm somehow gonna fix everything and keep everybody happy."
Obama: "Sounds legit."
Romney: "It totally is. You'll see."
Obama: "I hope not. I was being sarcastic. The American people are hurting. My plan is to ease their suffering. Your plan, whatever it is, will probably only benefit a few."
Romney: "Cool story. Your plan still sucks."
Obama: "No, you."
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