The "What if...?" Game

Judd Nelson would be cool

What if
Fuji Apples were the worlds most fav fruit?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

I might then know what they were


What i everyone in the world loved Jethro Tull

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I would have to figure out who this person/thing is that I would be in love with


What if Bruce Campbell really was Elvis?

he is...

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What if Tom Hanks was gay?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

He looks pretty happy to me.

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You can be happy and gay.

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"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."- Groucho Marx

What if the glacier's melted and the whole world flooded over and earth turned into a waterworld like in that Kevin Costner movie?

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

i'd begin to learn swimming (no, i'm not an amphibian!)

what if Bush had been born a latino?

It would explain a few things!

What if the world were made of meat?

not being a vegetarian, i could put on some weight...

what if fish smelled like flowers?

What if girls had to do guys and guys were the ones who get pregnant?

lots and lots of pain. I dont see how a baby can come out of my thing. It would be painful as hell.

what if everyone became a vegetarian?

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

Then the famed "DoDo Birds" would still be around today.

What if, before November 9, the release date of Halo 2, the world blew up?

in all likelyhood, i would be the sould survivor, cursed to live out my life in solitude

what if the michael Jackson weren't so fuked up?

He'd still be black.

What if tall people were the minority over midgets?

George bush would have more ammo in the debate

What if Bush could convince people who did some college (in a city)?

What if the reason for Cheney's heart problems was that there was an alien in his chest, just waiting to pop out...

i thought you were supposed to answer to the one above you first!

but anyway...
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they'd end up making a clone of Cheney just like they did Ripley


what if Michael Moore was in fact an Iraqi?