The "What if...?" Game

I would tell everyone to kick like hell, and when we got out, we would split some nice Kobe beef

What if you farted out your mouth and ate through your behind?

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You would have a bigger hole to fart through than eat through and I think I would only eat spaghetti

What if when you went to a cinema instead of seeing a film you just watched the other audience in the cinema opporsite?

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I'd be wondering which of it's four stomachs we were in and why?

What if n3wt went through the games and tabs section and revived lots of old threads?

We would have new/old games to play

What if HK didnt have a huge crush on Drew Barrymore?

The world would cease to exist.

What if the public found out just what the papers do to get stories?

There would be a rebellion and then there would be no more papers.

What if Jean Claude Van Damme played the Terminator in T2?

Steven Segal would play Sara Connor and Chuck Norris would be the T1000.



What if laser cats were made into a real movie? Who would play Nitro and Admiral Spaceship in the full motion picture?

Robert De Niro would be Nitro and Harvey Keitel would be Admiral Starship.


What if Esther Williams was a female impersonator?

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Louise Vale first woman to play Jane Eyre in the flickers.

She'd have created more drag?

What if there was still no powered flight?

Our arms would be very tired on long haul flights

What if there was NO coffee?

Newt would fail to function.

What if you were the opposite sex?

I would be constantly playing with my boobs

What if roofs werent invented?

we could see the stars at night and feel the rain come down


what if you had no kitchen in your abode?

I would take out the camping gear

What if you realized you could have been more?

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But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet, Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. W.B. Yeats

That's something that happened long, long ago. So I guess I'd do nothing.

What if religion disappeared overnight?

I wouldn't be affected and I think the world would be a better place.

What if we were happy?

We'd be a lot better off and the world would be a much better place.

What if politicians said in office what they say once they leave?

It still wouldn't make a difference.

What if you became an Internet meme?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

Then the consequences would never be the same.

What if Spider-man joined the Fantastic Four?

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"Loves them? They need them, like they need the air."

Then the Marvel comic forums will rebel for mixing 4 scientists with a high school failure.

What if bad people turned into black matter when they died?