Tower Of Evil aka Horror On Snape Island
aka Beyond The Fog (Jim O'Connolly, 1972)
This is another forgotten gem of early British exploitation-horror that exploded onto my radar like
Zabriskie Point a couple of months back. Cue an instant high priority reservation on LoveFilm and the inevitable words 'long wait' next to the title. But like all good things
Tower of Evil (or TOE as I'll lazily refer to it here) finally arrived...and considering my insatiable appetite for lurid ahead-of-it's-time trash...then a good thing it certainly was and is...
After a satisfyingly atmospheric opening credits sequence depicting said tower (a remote island lighthouse) enshrouded in fog; TOE kicks off with two crusty sailors setting foot on the island and discovering a bunch of dead hippies. These two make captain Ahab look about as intimidating as a bottle of Matey bubble bath, but even they're more than slightly perturbed at the discovery of a homicidal female survivor. Fast forward to London and the poor girl is subjected to psychedelic memory regression through hypnosis involving what looks like a mobile youth club disco. We learn from flashbacks that she was one of four randy hipsters (including a pre
Confessions Robin Askwith) who went to party on the island and got
moidered. In the meantime a bunch of adulterous archeologists have also headed to the island in search of Phoenician treasure they believe to be buried in caves there, after one such artifact was used in the original killings. Probably not the best idea considering that whoever or whatever took a disliking to the hippies...is still lurking there...
With all of the island action shot on an endearingly creaky sound stage, and photographed by seasoned veteran Desmond Dickinson (
The Importance Of Being Earnest,
A Study In Terror); TOE carves out an eerie comic book atmosphere that perfectly complements the surprisingly high nudity and gore quotient. There's some nifty quick cut editing at work during many of the killings that heightens their visceral impact and keeps what almost comes off like an X-rated episode of
Scooby Doo firmly within the realms of horror. The upscale cast (at least for a genre picture) are competent, especially the late Anna Palk, who really livens things up as a sassy man eating seductress. What's most evident whilst watching TOE however is just how progressive the sophisticated narrative structure and basic premise are. Indeed TOE plays more like an 80's slasher, with Saturday matinee undertones than the Gialli, Satanic and Psychological type horrors of the day. Undoubtedly influential considering Bernard Sherman's doom laden classic,
Death Line (released the following year) features an identical killer (final twist aside). TOE may well have also influenced the likes of Joe D'Amato's infamous but dull nasty
Antropophagus (1980), and even John Carpenter's
The Fog (1980). Overall a nice mixture well worth checking out .
The Revenant (D. Kerry Prior, 2009)
On the shelf since 2009 this was almost completely unknown until finally hitting the festival circuit last year to a largely positive response from fans. Not surprising considering Prior has an impressive sci-fi/horror resume having worked on special effects for films like
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors,
The Lost Boys,
The Blob (1988), and
The Abyss. Unfortunately the film shows signs of post production tampering and looks unfinished, as there are rumored to be two different cuts floating around. I have the UK release which could use some work so which cut I have is anybody's guess.
With a story that echos Bob Clark's criminally underrated 1974 effort
Deathdream aka
The Night Andy Came Home (which in turn is an adaptation of
The Money's Paw), and Joe Dante's contribution to the
Masters Of Horror television series;
Homecoming. The Revenant picks up with US marine Bart (David Anders) foolishly stepping out of his unit's APC into fatal ambush whilst on tour in Iraq. Following his open coffin funeral service complete with devastated girlfriend going on the rebound with slobby best friend Joey (Chris Wylde who steals the film). Bart crawls out of the grave and heads home after a wince inducing stint in the morgue involving the removal of oral sutures. What follows is a hit and miss buddy zom-com/action horror in which Bart and Joey form an unlikely vigilante duo, wiping out the local drug dealers in order to source fresh blood to prevent Bart from decaying...
The Revenant works better as tongue in cheek action horror as opposed to the broad comedy it often appears to be aiming for. Unfortunately Prior's script just isn't sharp enough to generate enough laughs and much of the comic timing feels way off the mark. In only one scene do the ingredients come together; that in which Bart improvises with a battery powered dildo in order to talk to a severed head. Unfortunately even this feels overly reminiscent of David Gale and Jeffrey Comb's exchanges in Stuart Gordon's
Re-Animator, as
The Revenant is really just a series of derivative vignettes rather than a cohesive narrative. On the plus side the film is effortlessly hip; has plenty of action, and goes in some very interesting directions towards the final act, with Prior injecting lots of new ideas (perhaps too many) amongst the familiar tropes. Anders and Wylde are both immensely likable as the sympathetic lovelorn lead, and dead beat sidekick respectively. Whilst Jacy King provides some kooky support as a sexy meddling friend, and Louise Griffiths is suitably pretty yet vapid as Bart's love interest. It's just a shame the film is uneven on so many levels; not least the effects which are excellent in the makeup department, but clearly whipped up on the cheap where CGI is required (one embarrassingly inept montage sequence looks half finished). Overall though this is an interesting failure that I ended up embracing and will certainly revisit in spite of it's many flaws.
Killer's Moon (Alan Birkenshaw, 1978)
Apparently
Killer's Moon had only garnered a limited theatrical release until Mr. Birkenshaw came up with the bright idea of using his most novel cast member (a three legged dog) for a promotional photo-shoot in a fashionable London cocktail bar. The story subsequently made a couple of national newspapers prompting the exhibitors to grant a national release for the film, and cult status beckoned. I guess not many dog owners can lay claim to their plucky canine companion foiling a robbery and losing a leg, before starring in an exploitation flick and securing a killer distribution deal. Awww shucks. Stories like that just warm the cockles of my cynical old heart. I haven't felt so moved since
The Littlest Hobo aired it's final episode...
Anyway how's this for an inspired contrivance? A bus load of teenage school girls break down in the Lake District forcing the party to take refuge in an out of season hotel. At the same time four mental patients escape from an asylum having undergone experimental therapy with hallucinogenic drugs, which has left them believing they're dreaming; with no moral responsibility other than to rape and murder without consequence. No prizes for guessing where these guys are headed...I mean you've got to admire the sheer bad taste audacity on Birkenshaw's part. Throw in a couple of young randy but morally responsible male campers eager to assist the young ladies and you've got exploitation dynamite on your hands...well almost.
Clearly made on a pittance
Killer's Moon also suffers from a painfully slow pace and the inevitable threadbare production values (all of the campsite scenes were shot on an unfathomably duff looking sound stage - which in this case does nothing for the film). Birkenshaw keeps things lively with some gratuitous nudity, an axe murder, the appearance of said three legged mutt supposedly maimed by the loonies, and the anticipation of forthcoming sleazy mayhem. The acting on offer is generally adequate, with perhaps Elizabeth Counsell and Hilda Braid coming off best as a couple of overbearing school teachers. Things begin to spice up when one of the escapees sneaks into a local woman's cottage and cuts off the tail of her cat whilst giggling like a simpleton. It would be repellent if it wasn't so fake looking and goofy which sums up much of
Killer's Moon and left me loving an admittedly sub-par movie. Naturally the film climaxes with the nut jobs arriving at the hotel and having their way with all and sundry in a protracted sequence that veers delightfully between high farce and all out horror. Think
Fawlty Towers meets
A Clockwork Orange then dumb it down by seventy percent and you have the final act of
Killer's Moon. A blood soaked depraved little film that miraculously manages to turn underwhelmed ambivalence into out and out admiration - cult enough? You betcha'.