As I've seen elsewhere - Would Defoe or Crouch laid off that pass for Gerrard to score? Of course not.
Then again, would Defoe or Crouch have smacked it straight at the keeper when through in goal?
If I was an England fan I'd be mighty worried now, and not because of last night's result. If King can only last 45 minutes and Capello's intention is to pair John Terry's tugboat with Jamie Carragher's BP Supertanker in defence, any international striker who can sprint faster than Stephen Hawking after 8 pints will be rubbing their hands in glee.
The Milner gamble didn't pay off but why not bring on Joe Cole instead of SWP, who did his usual job of running the ball out for opposition throw-ins. At least you might have got a laugh out of Cole if he tried one of those comedy stepovers of his.
Lampard was as anonymous as he has always been when paired with Gerrard, and Green? There's one thing feeling sorry for the guy because England might well have scraped through without his howler but it was such a basic basic error. If he was an established #1 it would be a harder decision to make but surely Hart or James (and James is well capable of doing exactly the same thing) have to start for the remainder of the competition.
Maybe Fabio can play Hart
and James? Instead of a sweeper keeper one of them could be a keeper sweeper?
EDIT - I think ITV are shading the coverage so far and it's solely down to Chiles and his lovely big ugly face. Southgate and Keggy Keegle weren't bad in Pundit's Corner last night but, of course, the horrors of Townsend, Beglin, Robbie Earle (who always looks like he's about to jump from his seat and run away) etc await. Far far too many adverts, though, but I've managed to avoid James Cordon through the magic of the 'off' switch.
The BBC's old pals act is just dull. Far too many reporters are out there, too - What on earth are those two earnest thin blokes doing on a bus? Gabby Logan seems to be there solely to flirt with the England squad (ah, if only Ray Stubbs had stayed
) and Garth Crooks is just there. This, dear reader, is bad enough on its own...