I love you, Unregistered

In case you're curious, I'm going to post a very bad fake PM. And accuse the hapless reader of being nothing more than Eowyn in exile. It'll be jolly good fun.

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I'm still waiting for the proper time to tell you that it's impossible to get along with you.

It won't work there. At least, not out-of-the-box. It's made possible only through a few select modifications of the forum's code. Something this bizarre and twisted would never come standard.

*sigh*...

It would have been so much fun, too.

ha! that would have been beautimus!

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

LOL!!! this is funny - i was like what? Maybe someone has my name, the thought crossed my mind it could be some tricky thread code thing but I was sure that was impossible.

I'm glad you all have a sense of humor!!!! See you in the threads.

p.s. nice method, btw, of getting new members to post in a newbie thread ;")

Are you an evil woman who once devoted her life to a religious order and got kicked out?

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LoL great trick. It had me going for a minute. Then I realized... No one ever loves a fortune cookie... You all expect MIRACLES!

Love you too, SexyCelebrity. I feel warmly welcomed to your forum.

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

Dojo?

What do people want with me? Just joined today

Imagine my face when I saw this thread "I Love you dojo"

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Movie Reviews

Thanx for the lovely invite sexy celeb. Here is an Irish kiss just for you.

Your hair is golden and glorious EverythingIrish. Is it magical hair? Like Rupunsels? Do people climb it? You know you should really take more care of it. You remind me of myself...
Once upon a time i had a wonderful head of hair. It glowed bright white in the sunlight and flowed like spiders webs on the slightest breeze. People would pass by commenting on how beautiful it was....then it would get stuck in their faces like real cobwebs but they liked it so much they didnt mind. Then one day, i was out on my Sunday walk, washing tramps feet like i usually do, and then out of no-where this one tramp pulled a steak knife out and cut all my locks off! With one quick and twitchy slice he took away....my only gift. My beautiful hair....

So as i was saying, the moral of this story is never trust a tramp. Theyre filthy liars.

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Blib, what do you drink at the weekends???
Will it make my hair grow back, or just make me more attractive to smelly old tramps?

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Hey Pepe, would you say I have a plethora of presents?


Toga, toga, toga......


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Come on, you know that you are, Tramps of the world, pin up boy ...........................

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Yeah, it was close, but I managed to steal Oscar the grouch from Sesame Streets crown this year, free garbage all year round and a lifetime supply of brown paper bags in order to drink my bottle of paint stripper from!!!!!

WOW!
sorry i just now noticed this...ummm, uh...
sure why not, let's run away together.

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"Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie. A fantasy re-created by people and places as we'd like them to be. But you know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with this morning, the same one you're going to make love with tonight. That's truth. That's love." -Charlene
"Few do conspiracy and paranoia like Chris Carter - and even Oliver Stone never created as fascinating a couple as Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) and Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). Relive the moment they met - and the start of their journey to the dark side of the American psyche. All aboard for Roswell, Langley, Dealy Plaza and the Grassy Knoll."- David Zurawik

No running in the hallway.

Yes sir!
*salutes*

*salutes back*


"Don't call me sir, I work for a living"

gee, now that i've read most of the thread, i'm heart broken...

*sigh*

LOL- i have only just seen this thread - i just signed up hehehe, bit too early for marraige ask me in a year or so