I've just listened roast of Hollywood producer Robert Evans by comedian Patton Oswalt on YouTube. I'm so heartbroken after hearing that he had sex with Diane Keaton in his trailer during the shooting of The Godfather or The Godfather Part II. I mean, he was married at the time, but I don't really care that much about him. There are numerous gossips involving him and other actresses, but I just can't imagine her flying that low. I really hope that this is just a bad, inappropriate joke and that actual event didn't really happen. I can't provide a link since I haven't posted enough times but you can easily find it on YouTube just typing patton oswalt robert evans and it is first video and he begins his tale around 2:00. Do you know something more about it? Has anyone of them ever mentioned that event in an interview, book or something like that?
Diane Keaton and Robert Evans
Why would anyone care that Diane Keaton had sex with Robert Evans?
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Why would anyone care that Diane Keaton had sex with Robert Evans?
Well, I just can't imagine her in such an immoral act. And also, prior to this point, I have never heard that she was involved in any sex scandal.
Where’s the immorality or “sex scandal”? Are you always this judgemental?
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Then there was her threesome with Woody and Soon-yi during the making of Manhattan Murder Mystery!
(But not too many people know about that yet).
(But not too many people know about that yet).
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I've just listened roast of Hollywood producer Robert Evans by comedian Patton Oswalt on YouTube. I'm so heartbroken after hearing that he had sex with Diane Keaton in his trailer during the shooting of The Godfather or The Godfather Part II. I mean, he was married at the time, but I don't really care that much about him. There are numerous gossips involving him and other actresses, but I just can't imagine her flying that low. I really hope that this is just a bad, inappropriate joke and that actual event didn't really happen. I can't provide a link since I haven't posted enough times but you can easily find it on YouTube just typing patton oswalt robert evans and it is first video and he begins his tale around 2:00. Do you know something more about it? Has anyone of them ever mentioned that event in an interview, book or something like that?
I like Patton a lot, I have seen him perform live, but wasn't aware of this bit. Which is surprising because I also love 70s Hollywood and have read and listened to The Kid Stays in the Picture as well as the documentary.
Lets break this down in two major parts. First, do you even understand that the "stories" he is telling about Evans are completely made up? They are jokes. None of them are anecdotes from his memoir or anywhere else. He is making up exaggerated nonsense riffing on how little Evans' radio advertisements for ESPN had to do with sports. Is your next post going to ask, "Why would respected actor Brian Dennehy make a bet about how many Rubix Cubes could be inserted into one's rectum?" The Diane Keaton tasting like apple juice in a hot tub bit is just as much of a joke as that one. That you could hear such a routine and somehow take anything said in such riffing as truth makes me worry more than a little bit about your safety. Please, for your own good, stop listening to comedy. You're not ready.
Secondly, even IF Diane Keaton had an extramarital affair in the 1970s - and to be crystal clear once again because you are easily confused, Patton Oswalt was making a joke and not recounting facts - who would possibly care? If off-screen extramarital affairs are something of a dealbreaker for you there are roughly zero actors and filmmakers you will be able to enjoy the work of.
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If off-screen extramarital affairs are something of a dealbreaker for you there are roughly zero actors and filmmakers you will be able to enjoy the work of.
The solution is to stop thinking actors are good people/role models just because they're capable of playing likable characters. That's their job.
These days it seems to be an increasingly large portion of the job to get people who've never met you feel like you could be friends, though, hence the total overinvestment in what or who they do. Parasocial relationships can really do a number on the brain.
All that said, a lot of the behavior is pretty awful, and not made appreciably less awful by the fact that it's near-universal.
These days it seems to be an increasingly large portion of the job to get people who've never met you feel like you could be friends, though, hence the total overinvestment in what or who they do. Parasocial relationships can really do a number on the brain.
All that said, a lot of the behavior is pretty awful, and not made appreciably less awful by the fact that it's near-universal.
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Wow.
I like Patton a lot, I have seen him perform live, but wasn't aware of this bit. Which is surprising because I also love 70s Hollywood and have read and listened to The Kid Stays in the Picture as well as the documentary.
Lets break this down in two major parts. First, do you even understand that the "stories" he is telling about Evans are completely made up? They are jokes. None of them are anecdotes from his memoir or anywhere else. He is making up exaggerated nonsense riffing on how little Evans' radio advertisements for ESPN had to do with sports. Is your next post going to ask, "Why would respected actor Brian Dennehy make a bet about how many Rubix Cubes could be inserted into one's rectum?" The Diane Keaton tasting like apple juice in a hot tub bit is just as much of a joke as that one. That you could hear such a routine and somehow take anything said in such riffing as truth makes me worry more than a little bit about your safety. Please, for your own good, stop listening to comedy. You're not ready.
Secondly, even IF Diane Keaton had an extramarital affair in the 1970s - and to be crystal clear once again because you are easily confused, Patton Oswalt was making a joke and not recounting facts - who would possibly care? If off-screen extramarital affairs are something of a dealbreaker for you there are roughly zero actors and filmmakers you will be able to enjoy the work of.
I like Patton a lot, I have seen him perform live, but wasn't aware of this bit. Which is surprising because I also love 70s Hollywood and have read and listened to The Kid Stays in the Picture as well as the documentary.
Lets break this down in two major parts. First, do you even understand that the "stories" he is telling about Evans are completely made up? They are jokes. None of them are anecdotes from his memoir or anywhere else. He is making up exaggerated nonsense riffing on how little Evans' radio advertisements for ESPN had to do with sports. Is your next post going to ask, "Why would respected actor Brian Dennehy make a bet about how many Rubix Cubes could be inserted into one's rectum?" The Diane Keaton tasting like apple juice in a hot tub bit is just as much of a joke as that one. That you could hear such a routine and somehow take anything said in such riffing as truth makes me worry more than a little bit about your safety. Please, for your own good, stop listening to comedy. You're not ready.
Secondly, even IF Diane Keaton had an extramarital affair in the 1970s - and to be crystal clear once again because you are easily confused, Patton Oswalt was making a joke and not recounting facts - who would possibly care? If off-screen extramarital affairs are something of a dealbreaker for you there are roughly zero actors and filmmakers you will be able to enjoy the work of.
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