"Bad" movies you will defend with your life.

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It's Larry David giving his "Eh, I don't know about that..." face.



Ah.
I mean, there's "The Indianapolis" scene as well, but that almost reinforces the point that all the best scenes are just people talking in small rooms.



Untamed Heart

To be honest, I don't have very long to live. I'm very sick and will be choosing my right to die options, so as someone with heart problems his entire life and staring death in the face, I'm quite literally defending this one with my life lol. It's syrupy, cheesy, and has silly moments, but I can relate to the shy, sickly busboy in this "chick flick." Its intentions are pure and its heart is in the right place. Sometimes it's okay to escape into fantastical romanticism.

What really puts this "bad" movie in the "good" category for me is Marisa Tomei. Not only is her acting on point and her Midwestern accent appealing, she is the very definition of adorable in this movie. If you were to ask me what my ideal woman would look and act like, the character of Caroline would check every box. With her cute little overbite, innocent (though somewhat naive) demeanor, and beautiful brown eyes, she is the epitome of enchanting. If only more people were like Caroline in real life, the world would be a much more fulfilling and less cynical place to live in.



Day After Tomorrow. It is this one.



I forgot the opening line.


When you hear about this film getting a "critical reevaluation" over the years I'm one of the ones who have been reevaluating. If you call this film one of the stupidest, most vapid and insulting wastes of time in movie history you'd be absolutely right - and that's the reason I think it totally succeeds at what it set out to do, and does in such a glorious fashion that in my opinion, Freddy Got Fingered is brilliant.
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I know a lot of Haters when it comes to The 13th Warrior . I thought it was well done and enjoyed it.

But I'm not sure how it compared to the book.



You know what? I'm gonna say it.

Huh? Everybody loves Highlander (1986).

Are you sure you didn't mean Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)?
Now THAT'S a bad movie and defending it would be embarrassing.



Huh? Everybody loves Highlander (1986).

Not everyone. No.



And I dare say, independent of the love, it is schlock fest. A glorious, wonderful, romantic, violent, goofy, schlock fest.



Not everyone. No.



And I dare say, independent of the love, it is schlock fest. A glorious, wonderful, romantic, violent, goofy, schlock fest.
All that sounds like “love” to me.



All that sounds like “love” to me.

Oh yes, I love it and I think it is film that deserves love, but that people happen to love any film is not perfect sign of quality. Highlander is a bad film that I will defend with my life, even if it costs me my head.



That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
Oh yes, I love it and I think it is film that deserves love, but that people happen to love any film is not perfect sign of quality. Highlander is a bad film that I will defend with my life, even if it costs me my head.

Well, you're willing to defend Highlander, so that's a good starting point.



I mainline Windex and horse tranquilizer
There isn't too many worse than this.



I give you... Geostorm.







And yes, I saw it. Because I love weather disaster porn. And it was terrible.
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Well, no one in the Horrorcram would make you defend that for one second.



We've already nominated Tom Atkins for a sainthood.


Correction: Tom Atkins' mustache.