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25. Bamboozled (2000) I could've sworn I would be the only one to vote for this, so I was sure it would made the One-Pointers, but for better or worse, someone else got it.

I would wager the other person would have to be Jinnistan.



It would never have made my list, but I think it is a top 5 film by Lee (a director I have a real love/hate relationship with...I love his boldness, I love his perspective, I love his obvious talent, but I also think about half of his films get heavy handed to the point that they play like parodies of themselves). When he's good though, he's real good. And even in his worst films, he always has a few moments that sparkle. And Bamboozled has more sparkle than most.



3. The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (2009)
4. Femme Fatale (2002)
These are two interesting choices. Bad Lieutenant is a bizarre film, but one that I enjoyed a lot nonetheless. Femme Fatale I remember liking a looot, but I haven't seen in more than 15 years. I need to revisit it, because I used to rank it fairly high in my De Palma ranking.
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Full ballot revealed with comments. Faired better than I imagined considering no animation, nor comic book fodder. Three films that saddened me for not making the cut "United 93" , "The Road", "Best in Show". What's wrong with you people! You all on dope!

Also three that I highly recommend " Hard Candy, "The Girl Next Door", " Sherrybaby". Actually see them all!


My Ballot:  
I love The Road as you can see from one of my previous posts. I really thought it would make the backend of the list, maybe in the 90-100, but well.

Best in Show and Before the Devil Knows You're Dead are two films I remember loving a lot, but it's been a while since I last saw them, so I thought it wouldn't be fair to put them in.

I had United 93 on my short list, but cut it in the process.





Ghost World was my #18, an exercise in adapting the cult comic book about two disaffected teenage girls as they dealt with the immediate aftermath of graduating high school and having to deal with what happens next - one does what she can to fight against the possibility of conforming while the other gradually acquiesces to the opportunity for stability. Throw in a middle-aged jazz obsessive to further complicate things and you have an indie dramedy that feels more genuine in its efforts to deal with the arrested development behind youthful cynicism than something superficially similar like, say, Reality Bites.




Grizzly Man was my #24. Considering the complete absence of documentaries on this list - after all, how many of them do prove to be genuine favourites? - it is hard not to see this as something of a wasted vote (though who knows what those two points should've gone to instead). Still, Herzog is one of my favourite directors and this still stands out as one of his quintessential films so I felt it was worth a nod, even though its bizarre and tragic subject matter - eccentric environmentalist Timothy Treadwell and his ill-fated mission to live in close proximity to a group of grizzly bears, recording his exploits on video the whole time - does not make it an enjoyable viewing experience.
I remember being a HUUUUUGE fan of Ghost World, but it's another one I haven't seen in ages. The three leads were superb, I remember. I should rewatch that at some point.

Grizzly Man I just saw a couple of months ago. Really liked it, but didn't include it. I did talk a bit about it for a podcast I guested in. The host was a fan and he recommended it to me.



My ballot:

2. Chicago (2002)
3. Mean Girls (2004)
10. The Bourne Identity (2002)
11. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
These were also surprising snubs. I thought they would make it in the backend.



6. A History of Violence (2005)
This was another very last cut from me. Great film and probably my favorite Cronenberg.




I’m disappointed at the lack of documentaries, as I had two (Grizzly Man and An Inconvenient Truth), but I could have easily included Murderball, as well. *

Polytechnique is probably the one film I felt shouldn’t have missed the countdown. Perhaps that’s because so few have watched it? *

Good Night and Good luck, The Contender and You Can Count on Me are also disappointing in their failure to make the list. **

Overall, it’s a good list. *
Re: documentaries, even though I didn't have any on my list, I agree. I could've had a couple on my list.

Re: Polytechnique, that was another on my short list that got cut in the process. Still, even though I know it has its share of fans here, I don't think it's a film that enough people have seen to make it.

The Contender and You Can Count on Me are films I remember liking a lot, but haven't seen in almost 20 years.



This was another very last cut from me. Great film and probably my favorite Cronenberg.
I had A History of Violence and Eastern Promises on a list I planned to rewatch. Never happened, so I ended up cutting them. Based on memory, Eastern Promises was the harder cut.
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I'm sure @Yoda can answer about the spreadsheet, but in the meantime, some that people have brought up...

104. Chicago
108. Gran Torino
111. You Can Count on Me
113. Talk to Her
125. Mean Girls
126. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
128. The Hangover
134. Best in Show
137. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
144. The Road
146. Grizzly Man
159. Ghost World
161. The Bourne Identity
166. Good Night, and Good Luck
172. The Bourne Ultimatum
179. A History of Violence
184. Tokyo Godfathers
187. The Bourne Supremacy
188. Valhalla Rising
191. Femme Fatale
274. Polytechnique
278. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
302. United 93
313. Gone Baby Gone
349. An Incovenient Truth
376. Eastern Promises
380. The Contender
381. Frailty
559. [REC]



My Ranking The Final List

1. 6 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
2. 7 Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
3. 10 The Dark Knight (2008)
4. 19 The Departed (2006)
5. 5 Spirited Away (2001)
6. 39 Sideways (2004)
7. 21 O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
8. 1 No Country for Old Men (2007)
9. 65 Mystic River (2003)
10. 150 Minority Report (2002)
11. 2 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
12. 8 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
13. 15 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
14. 11 Memento (2000)
15. 4 Mulholland Drive (2001)
16. 38 The Prestige (2006)
17. 90 Almost Famous (2000)
18. 135 Munich (2005)
19. 473 High Fidelity (2000)
20. 156 Moulin Rouge! (2001)
21. 81 Juno (2007)
22. 60 Batman Begins (2005)
23. 46 Synecdoche, New York (2008)
24. 579 Scotland, PA (2001)
25. 1 Pointer Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2006)



First off, great job, Theif!

And No Country for Old Men was my #2, the only film I saw this decade that can possibly rival There Will Be Blood for me, despite it not even being my favorite Coen brothers film overall. Here is my complete list...

My List:
1. There Will Be Blood (#3)
2. No Country for Old Men (#1)
3. Synecdoche, New York (#46)
4. Inglourious Basterds (#18)
5. The Dark Knight (#10)
6. Let the Right One In (#29)
7. Adaptation (#43)
8. Sin City (#47)
9. Dogville (DNP)
10. Read My Lips (DNP)
11. A Scanner Darkly (DNP)
12. No Man’s Land (DNP)

13. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (#53)
14. The Lives of Others (#41)
15. Grizzly Man (DNP)
16. The Royal Tenenbaums (#35)
17. Memento (#11)
18. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (#86)
19. The Incredibles (#36)
20. Lost in Translation (#32)
21. Pan's Labyrinth (#7)
22. The Man Who Wasn’t There (#84)
23. Gomorrah (DNP)
24. Moon (#48)
25. Letters from Iwo Jima (DNP)
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Here was my list. I'll bold the ones that didn't make it. I'm delighted at how many did.

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. American Psycho
3. Shaun of the Dead
4. Fellowship of the Ring
5. Kill Bill Vol. 1
6. No Country for Old Men
7. There Will Be Blood
8. The Incredibles
9. The Descent
10. Apocalypto (An excellent movie for those who haven't seen it. It's directed by Mel Gibson though.)
11. Casino Royale
12. Return of the King
13. Wall-E
14. Napoleon Dynamite (Not surprised as this is so polarizing. It could have gone either way)
15. Ratatouille
16. Kill Bill Vol. 2
17. Battle Royale
18. Adaptation
19. Serenity (I love it but if you're not a Firefly fan I can see it not being a high priority.)
20. [b]The Host (Surprised this didn't make it. Thought it would be a lock.)/B]
21. The Departed
22. Primer (Great sci-fi on a shoestring budget. It's a movie that makes me wanna make movies.)
23. Hot Fuzz
24. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
25. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (Probably not the most worthy documentary for the countdown but I'm a big video game guy so of course I love this.)



Apocalypto is a definitely a movie that could have made my list if I had rewatched. I loved it when it was released but haven’t seen it again.

Also, shout out to You can Count on Me. Excellent performances and script. Underrated flick.
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Both The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (#9) and No Country for Old Men (#23) made my list. Fellowship is (by consensus, apparently) the best of that trilogy, and while No Country is not my favorite Coen Bros. film even from the decade, it's worth its place. Here's what I wrote about it back in the day:

As much as it is about anything, No Country is about fate. Relentless, remorseless fate, sweeping humanity along a "dismal tide." But the film has nothing more to say about fate than that fate is and that free will is probably, at best, an illusion. There are two coin tosses in the film. In one, a man plays the toss, but doesn't know the stakes. In another, a woman, knowing the stakes, refuses to play. Who wins, who loses? Who lives, who dies? Fate decides.

Fate is embodied in Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), a relentless, remorseless killer whose quirk is that he disdains ordinary guns for a hydraulic air gun. The breath of death, if you will. More Rutger Hauer's Hitcher than Hannibal Lecter, Chigurh appears from nowhere in west Texas and begins killing and does not stop, and when local Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) stumbles across the two million dollars that survived a drug deal shootout, Chigurh tracks him with a deliberateness that is more fitting to the walking dead than to a live assassin; indeed, by the film's end Chigurh acquires a shuffling gait of which George Romero would be proud.

Did Moss--floating in on the tide--have a choice in his fate? Maybe, but even he doesn't believe it, telling his wife: "Things happen. Can't take 'em back." And once he starts his path is set. He believes, at times, that he can choose his destiny, but over and over it is made clear that he cannot. He's even told it. But he doesn't know it, and he never learns it.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) has grown old enough--through his own devices, maybe, but probably by chance--to learn it, and he oversees the proceedings with the detachment of one who is unhappy about life's meaninglessness, but who has come to terms with it. Invited to accompany investigative revisits to crime scenes, he demurs, seeing little point in combing over the petty details of life's atrocities. Bell sees the tide coming in, and he'd best prefer not to get wet by it.

There is a cold calculation to the film that I can't help feeling let down by. It is a marvel, in a way, filled with exquisite moments, Coenesque touches, as in the shot of smoky light filtering slowly through a blown-out hole. The tension is incredible, and achieved through exquisite timing. The actors, Jones in particular, are mesmerizing. And at the heart of it all is an empty space.
These are the films from the list I haven't seen: Werckmeister Harmonies, Mother, Caché, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Paprika, The Secret in Their Eyes, Yi Yi.

Finally, here is my full list, with notes for the DNPs:
1. Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) (#91)
2. Mulholland Drive (2001) (#4)
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) (#6)
4. Before Sunset (2004) (#42)
5. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (2005) (#86)
6. Primer (2004) (DNP) I thought this might make it. Carruth may be a garbage person but his debut film is stellar.
7. You Can Count on Me (2000) (DNP) Another top film that I thought had a chance to sneak in. Lonergan is possibly too low key a filmmaking presence though, with only 3 films (one with an almost invisible release) in the past 20 years.
8. Memento (2000) (#11)
9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) (#2)
10. Chicago (2002) (DNP) This one finished in 102-110, I think? Anyway, this is just tons of fun.
11. A Serious Man (2009) (#66)
12. Pan's Labyrinth (2006) (#7)
13. Spider-Man 2 (2004) (#61)
14. Ratatouille (2007) (#23)
15. The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (2005) (#78)
16. Memories of Murder (2003) (#27)
17. American Splendor (2003) (DNP) Not surprised this didn't make it, but not only is it a fine film, I have a personal fondness for its subject. Back in the '80s when I was a nerdy kid (as opposed to now, when I am a nerdy adult), every summer I would go to the Dallas Fantasy Fair to buy comics and hang out with comic pros as much as they would tolerate. Harvey and Joyce in particular were really kind beyond call or reason to a very awkard teen, and I've always appreciated it.
18. Once (2007) (DNP) Another #102-110, IIRC. No ******** in this one.
19. X2: X-Men United (2003) (DNP) One of my favorite comic book films, slightly better than the first in the series. It's all downhill from here, though!
20. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) (#8)
21. In the Bedroom (2001) (DNP) Longeran looks prolific next to Todd Field, who made one more movie after this then vanished. Though he does seem to have something coming out later this year. I can't help but think if he'd made more films that this one would be better remembered.
22. Chicken Run (2000) (DNP) Just a little love for Aardman.
23. No Country for Old Men (2007) (#1)
24. The Dark Knight (2008) (#10)
25. 49 Up (2005) (one-pointer)



First off, great job, Theif!

And No Country for Old Men was my #2, the only film I saw this decade that can possibly rival There Will Be Blood for me, despite it not even being my favorite Coen brothers film overall. Here is my complete list...

My List:
1. There Will Be Blood (#3)
2. No Country for Old Men (#1)
3. Synecdoche, New York (#46)
4. Inglourious Basterds (#18)
5. The Dark Knight (#10)
6. Let the Right One In (#29)
7. Adaptation (DNP)
8. Sin City (#47)
9. Dogville (DNP)
10. Read My Lips (DNP)
11. A Scanner Darkly (DNP)
12. No Man’s Land (DNP)

13. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (#53)
14. The Lives of Others (#41)
15. Grizzly Man (DNP)
16. The Royal Tenenbaums (#35)
17. Memento (#11)
18. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (#86)
19. The Incredibles (#36)
20. Lost in Translation (#32)
21. Pan's Labyrinth (#7)
22. The Man Who Wasn’t There (#84)
23. Gomorrah (DNP)
24. Moon (#48)
25. Letters from Iwo Jima (DNP)
Hey, Adaptation made it at #43!



I love The Road as you can see from one of my previous posts. I really thought it would make the backend of the list, maybe in the 90-100, but well.
All I remember about The Road is that afterward I ended up next to Viggo Mortensen (he was there for a Q&A) at the urinals. You know how like 50% of men wash their hands after? Let's just say we kept up that stat, and I always wash my hands.



21. In the Bedroom (2001) (DNP) Longeran looks prolific next to Todd Field, who made one more movie after this then vanished. Though he does seem to have something coming out later this year. I can't help but think if he'd made more films that this one would be better remembered.
Forgot about that one. I actually saw that one at the theater, such was the buzz around it at the time. Completely lost track of Field in the 20 ensuing years.
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