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I've only seen nine of these films so far. Overall, this is a great and unique list that you clearly put a lot of work into. Nice job!



There's definitely a certain ineffable, nameless quality to this list, and it's very exciting to see.




#23. Mulholland Drive

David Lynch
2001
2h7m
Correction. This is obviously the normiest film on the list.

#22. Jane B. par Agnès V.

Agnès Varda
1988
1h37m
Tagged as both "Fantasy" and "Documentary".

#21. Visitor Q

Takashi Miike
2001
1h24m
You ever keep a film high on your list for over a decade because the end credits song is like, really really good?

#20. 3 Women

Robert Altman
1977
2h4m
Way better than Persona.

#19. San Soleil

Chris Marker
1983
1h40m
The apex of vibe.



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[/font][center]#20. 3 Women

Robert Altman
1977
2h4m
[left][font=Arial]Way better than Persona.
if you watch it at 12x speed maybe.... kidding I've never seen 3 women. I've only seen 2.



#18. Carol

Ed Emshwiller
1970
6m
The quintessential just-shots-of-trees art film.

#17. Kustom Kar Kommandos

Kenneth Anger
1965
3m
Dream Lover.

#16. Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Street

Shūji Terayama
1971
2h17m
Smooth brain me doesn't know what its about but who cares its cool af.

#15. Pierrot le fou

Jean-Luc Godard
1965
1h50m
Yo, the colour pallet tho...

#14. Funeral Parade of Roses

Toshio Matsumoto
1969
1h45m
You know you've done something right when Kubrick wholesale rips your film off.



#13. Dog Star Man

Stan Brakhage
1961-1964
1h18m
A boring, obvious pick but that's how it gotta be sometimes.

#12. Spring Breakers

Harmony Korine
2012
1h34m
Just a monstrously powerful aura this film has.

#11. Contempt

Jean-Luc Godard
1963
1h43m
Carried entirely by one piece of music and what Italy happens to look like.

#10. Urusei Yatsura: Only You

Mamoru Oshii
1983
1h41m
Dude, there's this scene with a robot and he's just like too big, like WAY too big. Funniest sh*t I ever seen.

#9. Seven Weeks

Nobuhiko Ōbayashi

2014
2h51m
I really don't know how he does it.



iight just gonna finish this since I have the day off.

#8. Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees

David Blair
1991
1h25m
San Soleil meets Xavier: Renegade Angel.

#7. Who Are You, Polly Maggoo?

William Klein
1966
1h41m
FNW but make it fashion.

#6. Daisies

Věra Chytilová
1966
1h16m
The best film on this list.

#5. Red Desert

Michelangelo Antonioni
1964
1h57m
Accomplished the Herculean task of making Italy look gross on film.

#4. Wavelength

Micheal Snow
1967
43m
It's exactly what you think it is.

#3. Celine and Julie Go Boating

Jacques Rivette
1974
3h13m
Name something that feels gay but isn't.

#2. Hanagatami

Nobuhiko Ōbayashi
2017
2h48m
Ōbayashi just full on solved cinema.

#1. The Passion of Joan of Arc

Carl Th. Dreyer
1928
1h22m
I stand corrected once more, this is the normiest film on the list.

uhhh, yeah, all done. Thanks for reading



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Very hipsta "new canon" top.

Please add it to Letterboxd as a list because otherwise, I'm too lazy to count how many I have seen. Quite a few, though.

EDIT: Thanks! Only 56/72.
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



I've seen 19 of these films. Thanks for posting such a unique list full of many obscure films. I'll definitely check some of these out
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I've also seen 29, but I'm not about to commit harakiri over it.

In any case, a very interesting list and I'll definitely have to make a point of checking out the ones I haven't seen.
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I think I've seen seven. At least one more is on my watchlist. I doubt there are many among the unseen that I'd like (I'm not hipster enough).
You probably just have a brain. Its a lot easier to enjoy weird sh*t when you're dumb as mud.



Some movies I like, a few that are my kryptonite, and a whole bunch I haven't seen.


I approve.




#5. Red Desert

Michelangelo Antonioni
1964
1h57m
Accomplished the Herculean task of making Italy look gross on film.

I think I was the only one to vote for this one in the MoFo Top 100. Needs love. Loves need.