Give me horrible movies that were never on MST3K

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I want some dumb movies. I'm watching and reviewing too many great movies, so I want some bad ones to joke through. Recommend away.


P.S. NOTHING LOADED WITH GORE AND SEX. Thank you for your recommendations.



Wes Anderson's unique and unorthodox technique is at its most beautiful in Budapest. It's easily my favorite of his.



Wes Anderson's unique and unorthodox technique is at its most beautiful in Budapest. It's easily my favorite of his.
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Even if it was bad (which I don't think it is), I don't think it has enough mockworthy things for a MST3K episode.

I recommend Ben & Arthur, Earth Vs. The Spider, Cool As Ice, Hercules In New York and Birdemic. They are all among the funniest bad movies ever made.



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Leaving aside how it's too good for the show, it wouldn't fit into the show's 90-minute episodes.

Maybe go for something like Birdemic instead.

EDIT: mattias, you son-of-a...
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Ah, right. I had two different tabs and a movie open. Thanks.


Godfather III, did they ever do that one on MST3K?

Maybe I'm just being a Coppola nut, but that movie was wonderful and part of the reason why I'm a Coppola nut.



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It's slow and somewhat uneventful at times, plus Sofia Coppola's acting is... well, not the best. But I like the story of Michael's redemption and Al Pacino's performance is just as great as the previous movies. It only pales in comparison to the first two in the series, which to many people makes it look worse than it really is.



Well then, how about The Phantom Menace. Surely there's no love for that one.

I sense a disturbance in your ratings. I'm not talking "This movie has Jar Jar Binks" bad. I need something where almost everything is unredeemable.



I sense a disturbance in your ratings. I'm not talking "This movie has Jar Jar Binks" bad. I need something where almost everything is unredeemable.
Hmmm, I'll have to think some more then. The only really, really silly bad film I know was probably already on MST3K



Hmmm, I'll have to think some more then. The only really, really silly bad film I know was probably already on MST3K

Thanks, but I've already reviewed that one. Plus, it's been on MST3K and I'm looking for movies that haven't been there.



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I have no idea if this has been on MST3K or not? But I have seen it and it easily qualifies as one of the worst (but fun) films I've seen.
Mesa of Lost Women (1953)

It'll say in a movie's Connections page if it's been featured on MST3K and it looks like this particular one wasn't on there.



In that case....Alfonso Brescia's series of space masterpieces that begins with Anno zero - Guerra nello spazio [War Of The Planets] and Mutiny in Outer Space might fit the bill for what you're looking for? (edit: Brescia's series does tend more toward bad 'soft porn' rather than just nudity as the series goes on though, so perhaps only the earlier entries would suit your brief)

I'd also second Mesa Of Lost Women.



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What about Trog (1970) starring Joan Crawford? It was her last Feature role and it's about her trying to civilise a half man, half ape creature that's found in a cave. It's awkwardly amazing and has some really great laugh out loud "action" scenes. Me and a buddy reviewed it here recently;

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My friends and I have a bad movie night on Sunday nights. I have been hosting it off and on since the late 1980's. We started keeping track of the films in a spreadsheet because we were watching some of the same ones over and over again. Later on, we started rating them since it was easy to do in the spreadsheet.



Here are the ten worst movies on our list by average rating of the viewers (0 being the worst movie possible and 100 being the best movie possible):


Dark Prism (average rating of 2)
Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell (5)
Eraserhead (6)
The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure (6)
Minty: The Assassin (7)
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (8)
Alien from L.A. (10)

Sic Sock Puppets from Outer Space (11)

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (11)

The Interplanetary Surplus Male and the Amazon Women from Outer Space (12)


If you would like a copy of the spreadsheet, let me know.