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Happy to see you gave my movies a spin so that I was at least able to participate in last month's theme in spirit if not in person. House of 1000 Corpses is a messy, disjointed flick, as it feels like Rob Zombie tried to cram everything he ever wanted to see in a horror film into one picture, but it's a fun, somewhat cartoonish, manic ride. I don't mind the music-video style behind his visual effects. Some of those effects work well, others are overkill, but the throw-everything-at-the-screen approach is somewhat endearing to me. You can tell Zombie loves the genre and has envisioned many of those camera angles and visual flourishes long before he got a chance to step into the director's chair.
Of the two films, I'm a much bigger fan of The Devil's Rejects. It's Zombie's Texas Chain Saw Massacre to House of 1000 Corpses's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Give me raw, stripped-down sadism with an Americana, road-movie feel over the campy stay at a f**ked-up funhouse. I think a viewer's enjoyment of The Devil's Rejects ultimately comes down to whether or not they can "root" for a family of murderous psychopaths. The scenes at the run-down motel exemplify their evilness, and yet they still share a relatable familial bond, looking out for one another, bickering like typical siblings over meaningless stuff like ice-cream, trading barbs that are wrapped in the cotton of love. There's something about f**ked-up family dynamics that just appeals to me. It's the same reason I enjoy the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series. The Devil's Rejects also boasts one of my favorite soundtracks, and the movie's neo-grindhouse aesthetic/attitude felt original to me at the time since I'd yet to even dip my toes into all that 70's goodness. In that sense, the movie was sorta my gateway drug into exploitation.
I didn't think much of Midnight Meat Train, and that sickly, washed-out color palette didn't help matters, but several people whose opinions I respect seem to think favorably of it, so I'm willing to give it another chance someday. I found The Shallows a bit dull and stupid (but not stupid in a ridiculous, over-the-top way that results in mindless entertainment, but rather a roll-your-eyes-in-annoyance stupidity). Many people find Blake Lively gorgeous, but she doesn't really do much for me. I'm sure if you swapped her out for an actress who did a better job filling out a bikini that I would've been much more forgiving of the movie's flaws.
I don't really have much to say about your futuristic watches. Life didn't have a single original chromosome. I hated Morgan and Terminator Genisys. Ghost in the Shell was okay but it hasn't stuck with me. Same goes for Alien: Covenant. I agree that David provided the most compelling moments in the film.
I failed you during Aaarrrggghhhpril, and I make no promises going forward, but I have several musicals on my DVR that I've been saving for next month's theme. Maybe I'll join you for a few tap-dance duets. You can be the Ginger Rogers to my Fred Astaire. Or vice-versa, depending on which of us looks most glamorous in a dress.