What’s Your Name (Give a Fake Name)?

My name is Carlton.

Carlton Zeus Maguire.

Krista California O’Malley.

Splint Chesthair

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Rip Steakface

Gristle McThornbody

Big McLargehuge

My go-to pretend name is always Cornelius. Just silly enough to amuse me, just plausible enough that people aren't sure if it's a joke.

Reynolds Woodcock.

Punch Rockgroin

@Jase Name me.

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ShuShu Bohemia Clarkson

Art Vandeleigh

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Letterboxd

This is how @Jase is gonna save Movie Forums?

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

I bet Movie Forums would feel 95% saved by everybody if you hit the road.

Biggus Dickus

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

Bob Johnson!

Charles Ufarley.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Calpernicus Rottenbacher

bob smith

My name is Jeff

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