Joaquin Phoenix feat @Miss Vicky - Master Her
Intro: (spoken in weirdly reverberating voice)
Earthlings, I am love. I am life. I am Mister J.P.
I've been giving you
Signs, but you did not listen.
Now I have to descend the Earth and become a rap god
in order for you to
Return to Paradise.
Await
Ladder 49!
Ladder 49 is the answer!
Verse 1: (Joaquin)
I am Joaquin Phoenix, bitch, the emperor of rhyme
If you need some ass-kickin', well, it is about time!
Russkies can't compete with me, I'm the original gangsta
I'm an actor, celebrity and a bitchin' songsta!
My birthname is Bottom, you know what it means
Bend over, baby, and take off these jeans!
Hook: (Joaquin & Miss Vicky)
We're Joaquin Phoenix and Miss Vicky,
We own the night
Two Lovers gettin' hot, blowin' like dynamite!
So say:
Master Her,
Master that ass!
You're okay, bitch, I give you a pass!
Verse 2: (Joaquin)
Give it to me, baby, I know you wanna have fun
Imma pop caps in your ass from my
8MM gun!
I can have any girl, but not a fan like you,
so I'm gonna push it hard all the way through
When I point my thumb down, you know what to do
Say 'Joaquin' and get ready for a hullabaloo!
Hook: (Joaquin & Miss Vicky)
We're Joaquin Phoenix and Miss Vicky,
We own the night
Two Lovers gettin' hot, blowin' like dynamite!
So say:
Master Her,
Master that ass!
You're okay, bitch, I give you a pass!
Verse 3: (Miss Vicky)
Miss Vicky here, yo, The Resident Bitch
Look at my swag, how I brag, it's rich like an ostrich
Please, Joaquin, babe, please, take me your hostag'
When I see you I twerk my ass, just look at that bitch-twitch!
There is no
Reservation Road to my scanty heart
As long as it is a movie, in which you had a part!
So come kiss me baby, but, please, don't be mean,
I just turned down a guy, cuz his name was not Joaquin!
You're so steamy hot, in
Quills you were
To Die For
I'm swoonin', cuz for you I could become a... wild boar!
Ah, it's too much, I can't take it anymore!
Just take me to your
SpaceCamp and go
Gladiator on me - hardcore!
*moans of pleasure*
Just remember baby,
It's All About Love!
Hook: (Joaquin & Miss Vicky)
We're Joaquin Phoenix and Miss Vicky,
We own the night
Two Lovers gettin' hot, blowin' like dynamite!
So say:
Master Her,
Master that ass!
You're okay, bitch, I give you a pass!
Verse 4: (Joaquin)
When I hear your words of love, I laugh out loud
You wanna marry me, bitch please, you aren't allowed
I'm the baddest motherf*cker in this town
I mean
Village, whatevs, POW POW POW
I spit out onomatopoeias, I'm
Inventing the Abbotts
I joined
Buffalo Soldiers, I have kinky maggots.
So just shut up, bitch, and bring me a beer
And let me tell you that
I'm Still Here!
Outro:
(repeated) What the hell are
Clay Pigeons?