Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Why is this thread unraveling?

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

because it's stupid

why do ducks fly boats?

Because boats normally wake up at 6:47am after dreaming about milking cows.

How she did do the thing did she have do to?

Is that what you call a conundrum?

Not really, just really stupid placement of words. i;ll ask something else.

How do you get a platypus to love you?

Stroke its bill.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a cricket with a wooden leg to knock all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Watch the blinking cursor. See how relaxed it makes you feel. Wayno's opinions are now your own. You can't imagine why you ever felt otherwise.

As many days as a groundhog says it s gonna be on layaway til Groundhog Day.

Hoe do you know if a sloth is lazy?

When he doesn’t post on movieforums.com

Well she was just 17, you know what I mean. Was that even legal?

Let's see -- how old was I when I saw her standing there?

Do you believe in yesterday?

I’m a Believer

You say goodbye & I say hello. Why?

Because you have listened to so many Beatles songs for so long that you are certifiably INSANE!

What's your favorite color?

the one that i like the most, obviously.
If you could remember that one thing you said when you were 12, what was?

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"My Dionne Warwick understanding of your dream indicates that you are ambivalent on how you want life to eventually screw you." - Joel

"Ever try to forcibly pin down a house cat? It's not easy." - Captain Steel

"I just can't get pass sticking a finger up a dog's butt." - John Dumbear

Why do I have to go to an all-girls prep school where there are no boys for miles around?

Why didn’t Elvis sing about Alabama Rain?

Because Lynyrd Skynyrd were busy not singing about Sweet Home Kentucky.


Hey, why didn't I get to go to an all-girl prep school?!

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

‘Cos you got lucky. Trust me.

Why is everyone guessing that Kate & Prince William’s new baby will be a boy or a girl?

I'd have made the same guess. What else could it be?


Why do we have opposite seasons in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres?

Because the eastern & western hemispheres have the same seasons.

Does Meghan Markle sparkle?