Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

I don't see any stupid in that answer.

Hahaha That's what I was... "fearing" when I posted it indeed

This got lost in the shuffle

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Cats are more skillful. (Really. Just ask them.)




Who actually lost the "Lost World", and how did they manage THAT?

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Sigh. It was me, I know I put it in my purse yesterday, but today it's nowhere to be found. Spare set o keys someplace in there too.

Why would we need more than one Jimmy as a late night talk show host,
especially in the same time slot?

We don’t.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Sure do.
Oh. I guess not.


Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Who!!! In the world is Carmen Sandiego.

Does the Easter Bunny live on Easter Island?

yes, but only during the tourist season.

Is popping someone's balloon the same as bursting their bubble?

Yep. (Mwahahahaha!)


What if dogs put on people shows?

I thought they already did.

Are you experienced?

Uh, well, I am, not necessarily stoned, but, uh, beautiful.


What the hell does the above mean?!

Means hes stoned.

What does having rocks thrown at you got to do with this conversation?

It severely limits what we're allowed to say:



Is it worth being stoned for blasphemy just for the halibut?

Sure isn’t.

Why wasn’t Lucy in the sky with turquoises?

She was too busy filling up on chocolates.



How much did she pay for the stairway to heaven?

God knows because he is the one she brought it off.

Why didn't she buy an elevator instead/

She tried, but every time she asked for a "lift", they sent her to the shoe department.


Who put the bomp in the bop shebop shebop?

Pretty sure it was one of the rubber bands in Lou Albano's beard.


What kind of appreciation can I expect on a new home construction using only oatmeal as building material?

That depends:

Rolled?


Or steel-cut?



As I get older, why don't more and more people appreciate me?