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But Not Slight of Mind or Tongue...
The dog dies

The Trouble With Harry



Killer keeps killing until he gets killed


Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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Friendly clowns from outer space come to spread joy and laughter upon the peoples of earth..

The Shining



Welcome to the human race...
I'm getting really tired of typing "you're killing me, urkillinmesmalls", urkillinmesmalls, and yet you don't give me much reason to stop.
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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0




Love with the Proper Stranger
Ring a bell and play a banjo *boom!* get the girl


Underworld



If I had a steak, I would f**k it!
I'm getting really tired of typing "you're killing me, urkillinmesmalls", urkillinmesmalls, and yet you don't give me much reason to stop.
Well, it's kinda my thing. I'm happy to keep that exchange going.



Kate Beckinsale pays a visit to Hades.


The Bridge on the River Kwai
Alec Guinness experiences the hot box then teaches his men to whistle while they work!


Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?



Bette Davis and Joan Crawford shift through their memories looking for a baby named Jane.

Zulu
Not about the helmsman of the Enterprise, but about some Africans who aren't fond of the British.


Dirty Harry



Scorpio isn't so lucky.

Leon: The Professional
Pedophillic hitman loves nubile tween Natalie Portman - and Gary Oldman takes a lot of pills.


Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downy version)