The Ten Worst Movies Ever

1. Dude Where's My Car 2000
2. Face/Off 1997
3. Plump Fiction 1997
4. Body Snatchers 1993
5. Black Hawk Down 2001

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It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with, the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling "No", and her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen, But the film is a saddening bore, For she's lived it ten times or more...

Cool As Ice
Thank God It's Friday
Matrix Reloaded
The Phantom Menace
The Fifth Element
Moonraker
Oscar
Maximum Overdrive
Congo
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Movie

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I'm on my way to your house to slap you pretty.

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Movies i hated are:

1. Muholland Dr. (Spelling is probably wrong)

2. The Blair Witch Project

3. Blair Witch 2 ( just plain stupid)

4. Memento ( it was too confusing)

5. Star Wars Episode 1 & 2 (1 was boring and 2 had bad acting)

6. Cruel Intentions 2

7. American Psycho 2

I know there are more but i can't remember them right now.

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Here's another one:

The Ring

Noooooo!


Those were good movies!

Oh well, to each his own....

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I can’t believe some of the movies I’ve seen listed on here as the worse movies ever… where are the movies like….

Jawbreaker
Blade Master
Rhinestone
The Brady Bunch Movie
Johnny Nnuemonic
Spiceworld



... you're going to make it...

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I'm afraid I must bid you adieu.
He woke up one night with a terrible fright
And found he was eating his shoe.

spawn...

a movie that promised so much and delivered so little...

I dont really have a worst movie, there are some that i choose not to waste cash on as they are obviously just crappy money spinners (most romantic comedies/teen comedies), i generally try to steer clear of anything with jennifer lopez in it.

I do have quite a few movies that i thought were a tad overratted (the ring, donnie darko, trainspotting)

but i think thats just cos i heard all about them and how amazing they were before i checked them out

Ok, Ok, Black Hawk Down is not one of he worst movies ever, Just one of my least favorite,

1. Dude Where's My Car 2000
2. Face/Off 1997
3. Plump Fiction 1997
4. Body Snatchers 1993
5. From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter 2000

These are movies I've seen.

I can't comment on newer crappy movies because I don't watch them.

Like I said before, I stopped sticking my hand in the fire to see if it's hot.

Ishtar

Caligula

Exorcist II: The Heretic

Gymkata

Heartbeeps

Heaven's Gate (bankrupted United Artists)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Mannequin

Myra Breckenridge

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Showgirls

Still Smokin'

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

Weekend at Bernie's

Wild Wild West

Xanadu

Anything with Madonna in it.

I'm so embarrassed.

I know there are more than ten.

I liked both of those, and Mannequin I like only because Kim Catrall was so fine back then.

I wasn’t too crazy about Face/Off either but I loved the scene when Cage first appeared and the wind whipped his coat back…

While those are some I do not like, here is a little list of some I do like....


1. A Clockwork Orange – Stanley Kubrick
2. Reservoir Dogs – Quentin Tarantino
3. The Usual Suspects – Bryan Singer
4. Rope – Alfred Hitchcock
5. Dr. Strangelove – Stanley Kubrick
6. 12 Angry Men – Sidney Lumet
7. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – Guy Ritchie
8. Fargo – Joel Coen
9. American Beauty – Sam Mendes
10. Pulp Fiction – Quentin Tarantino
11. Bowling for Columbine – Michael Moore
12. Requiem for a Dream – Darren Aronofdsky
13. Fight Club – David Fincher

why do so many people dislike "the ring"? i thought it was pretty good, and the little girl coming out of the tv was frickin crazy. scared the
$#!t out of me. hated washing my hair after that movie. when i closed my eyes to scrub the shampoo out, i was afraid the little girl was going to be in front of me when i opened my eyes. AND I'M 25!! i don't know why. it wasn't like there was a spooky shower scene. oh well.

i'm curious though, why did so many of you dislike that movie.

I don't know. Why do so many people salivate for the Matrix movies? I didn't hate The Ring, but I didn't think it was all that good either.

right... very funny.

erm. i can't really remember that many bad movies i've seen.
scary movie was bad.

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I thought Scary Movie was dumb, but it still was hilarious. The second one wasn't as funny. The part i like the best was in the beginning of Scary Movie 2 when they did The Exorcist skit. That $h!t was funny.

I didnt hate the ring, but for me it wa the same thing as donnie darko... people kept telling me how good it was that by the time i saw it i was thinking that this was going to be the best film ever made, and was very let down.

true the ring is stylish and is one of the better crop of alot of bad horror movies... but its no way as good as some people make out it is

That's probably a better way of putting it than what I've been saying. Although I don't agree with it being one of the "better" crop of horror movies, I was very let down.