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Up (2009)


I absolutely loved the first half hour, but then the magic just disappeared for me. I liked the last hour, but that was it.
I'm glad to see that I'm not alone in this. It was a great movie overall, but just doesn't measure up to Pixar's better films.
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A Masterpiece.

This has been my most anticipated movie for at least a year now. David Fincher is my favorite director and this is set and filmed in Missouri which is where I was born, so of course I was very excited. Usually when you are anticipating a movie for so long, the movie is disappointing after all the hype and excitement. Your expectations are so high, and it's usually impossible for the movie to meet those incredibly high expectations. But somehow, Gone Girl not only met my expectations, but far surpassed them.

I'd first like to talk about marketing. They did an amazing job marketing Gone Girl. There have been at least 3 trailers, constant cryptic tweets from the Gone Girl account on Twitter, and multiple tv ads have been released. You would think that with so much marketing that the trailers would tell too much, and you would already know what would happen before you get to the theater. But that is wrong. They did an excellent job of showing new scenes and letting out more info with every trailer, without giving away too much. Since I have seen the trailers so many times, I thought I would know what was coming, and boy do I look like a fool now. Fincher teases the audience with the trailers, letting them think they know it all, and then leaves them speechless as they walk out of the theater. He found a way to rub it into the snobby audience members' faces, including mine. Now, onto the movie.

Without giving too much away, the basic story is that a man's wife disappears and they have to find out what happened. The story is full of twists and turns that completely threw me for a loop. I was completely immersed in the story and could hardly look away from the screen. The story is perfect, and has many layers that leave you thinking and make you want to return to the film to think on them some more. Gillian Flynn has proved herself to be a great writer, not just as a novelist, but as a screenwriter.

The acting in this film is great. There is not one bad performance in this entire movie. Every single person on screen is great. First of all, Ben Affleck is amazing in this. He shows emotions very well in his face, but it is very subtle. He doesn't overact, he doesn't underact. He is perfect in this film. I never really thought that I would be speaking so highly of Ben Affleck's acting, but he deserves it. He truly is amazing in Gone Girl, and I would be lying if I said any different.

Rosamund Pike plays Amy Dunne, and I don't want to give away too much, so I'm just going to say this: Rosamund Pike is phenomenal in this movie. I don't think anyone else could have played her part. She is perfect in this movie and if her performance in Gone Girl isn't Oscar worthy, then I don't know what is.

Of course, as is with any Fincher film, the camerawork in this is fantastic. Jeff Cronenweth really does a great job of bringing darkness to the story through framing, and especially lighting. It still has Fincher's signature green tint, but it isn't quite as noticeable in this movie. But it's still there and it's a reminder from Fincher saying "Hey, this is still my movie. Ok?" The camerawork is beautiful, and Cronenweth definitely deserves an Oscar for his work in this. I can't wait to see it again and analyze the camerawork.

The soundtrack for this film is also amazing. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have made one of the most beautifully atmospheric and memorable scores I've ever heard. In fact, I'm listening to the soundtrack as I am writing this review. It really helps to keep the mood of the movie, hence the reason I'm listening to it while I write this review.

David Fincher has crafted a masterpiece, a piece of art. You can just sense Fincher smirking as you go through the twists and turns of the film. It's like forced hypnotism. Fincher says "I don't care if you like it or not, you will be hypnotized during this film. You won't take your eyes off the screen. And you can't leave until I snap my fingers and the credits roll. Then, you can leave and go back to your lives. But for now, you're in my world." And frankly I love that world. Fincher has proved that he is truly the master of his craft. He can make an amazing movie that will completely mess with you, and you know that he loves it. The film is delightfully dark, and has the Fincher cynicism and dark humor that I've come to love. This film hearkens back to the social commentary and meaning of Fight Club. This isn't just a "mystery movie" this is a Fincher movie. You feel as if Fincher is in the projection room laughing and grinning as the audience oohs and ahhs at whats on screen. I'm sorry that I have talked about Fincher for so long, but it just feels completely like a Fincher film. And I love it.

Gone Girl is perfect. I cannot think of anything that I didn't like about this movie. It is a flawless masterpiece, and it is what I think may be remembered as a classic years from now. Go see Gone Girl right now.
You won't regret it.

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Casino, 1995
Dir: Martin Scorsese

Gangsters, a rise and a fall, Italian Americans, De Niro, an uncontrollable Pesci, greed and excess: classic Scorsese. A must-watch for anyone who is a fan of the director, and still a very entertaining, well-crafted movie for anyone who isn't. The multi-narrator documentary-like style enhances the film's enthralling narrative and the extravagant sets, music and costumes take you through the darkest, most clandestine sides of sparkling Vegas casinos. Every single detail makes this a very memorable crime drama, among the many out there.

8/10



Up (2009)


I absolutely loved the first half hour, but then the magic just disappeared for me. I liked the last hour, but that was it.

Not a fan of Up either, to be honest. I don't usually like movies that play saccharine music over sentimental images. Feels waaaay too manipulative. Beautiful visuals though,.



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AND WTF WAS ALLEN COVERT DOING IN THIS MOVIE! Someone please tell me, was this just a joke I didn't get? He had about 40 seconds of screen time in what was supposed to be a short term memory joke? It was so ****ing stupid, I wanted to turn it off after that scene.
It was a reference to 50 First Dates, the previous Sandler/Barrymore collaboration, where Covert played the same character.

Now the sexual scenes are WAY too long and definitely show way too much.
Prude.
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I think Fincher is one of the best directors working today, but it's hard for me to get excited about a movie starring Ben Affleck, Neil Patrick Harris and (especially) Tyler Perry.



Would you see it if Tyler Perry was "the gone girl"?
Is there a Blue is the Warmest Color-style sex scene featuring cunnilingus between Tyler Perry as Madea and Rosamund Pike?



Morning Glory (2010)
With: Rachel McAdams, Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton

7.5/10

It was fun, refreshing and very cheerful. I enjoyed it a lot.


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The count of Monte Cristo (2002)

With: Jim Caviezel, Guy Pearce, Richard Harris, James Frain,Dagmara Dominczyk,Luis Guzmán

8.5/10

Fantastic. I can't compare it with other versions as I haven't saw alternative films of this one. But it was fenomenal. 2 hours wasted correctly It was recommended by my History teacher in class and I took note.

Favorite Quote from the movie:

-There are 72,519 stones.. in my walls. I've counted them many times
-But have you named them yet?
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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), I just saw it for the first time a couple days ago. Ill give it 4 out of 5 stars, they nailed Spidey perfectly, and cast him perfectly.



Days and Clouds 2007 (Italian: Giorni e nuvole)

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Requiem for a Dream - 10/10

All I can say is wow... this is one of the best films I have ever seen (though I haven't seen many compared to most of you, recommendations are welcome )

Very few films have moved me to tears but dammit i've found another one.



It was a reference to 50 First Dates, the previous Sandler/Barrymore collaboration, where Covert played the same character.



Prude.
God, Thank you! I didn't even catch that. Makes more sense, but still doesn't make it funny.
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