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What are you numbnuts babbling about??
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What are you numbnuts babbling about??
You undying love for The Dark Knight, as usual.

Theif's clue for TDK:

"This movie sucks. Never vote for it."
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You undying love for The Dark Knight, as usual.

Theif's clue for TDK:

"This movie sucks. Never vote for it."



Or he could take the As the World Turns theme, replace the cast with TDK characters and call it "As the World Burns."





94 points, 7 lists
Ocean's Eleven
Director

Steven Soderbergh, 2001

Starring

George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy García

#68








95 points, 6 lists
Quills
Director

Philip Kaufman, 2000

Starring

Geoffrey Rush, Kate Winslet, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Caine

#67






I think it's finally happening!!!!

I wanted to surprise you!!! but you can celebrate now



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Vicky will be thrilled!

Well, got one film right in my prediction. Sadly, I have yet to see Quills, which is a fact Vicky will most certainly not be thrilled with. I will add it to the list of films to watch from the era!



It's Ocean's Eleven. I got those vibes from the first hint. For the second I guess I'll say Adaptation.
Ocean's Eleven
Oldboy
I'm getting Session 9 vibes from part of this. As for the other, I guess Ocean's Eleven.

WARNING: "Shhh" spoilers below
For the former, I think the last line could be a clue. Working their way out of an asylum. They do spend a long time standing there instead of, you know, actually working. And perhaps things would have been different had they had some fun while "working".
Yeah, one is Quills. Miss Vicky always gets her films on here someway somehow.
The Prestige and Oceans 11
Well, looks like I got back to the easy hints. I apologize.





I first watched Quills back in 2001. I'd seen the trailer for it and thought it looked intriguing, plus I'd really enjoyed Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator - my favorite movie at the time. I didn't get to see Quills in the theater, but I blind bought the DVD and was blown away by its potent mix of sex and humor. It became an immediate favorite (as did Joaquin Phoenix, who was super hot in it. Like holy s***, I'm an atheist but I might attend church if real priests looked like that!) and has remained unchallenged as my all-time #1 ever since.

Here's what I wrote about it in 2012 for the Millennium Countdown:

Quills is not about the Marquis de Sade.

Quills is about sex and desire. It’s about madness. It’s about creativity, expression, censorship, and the effects art has on those who consume it and those who produce it. It is about the strength and will of people to be free. It is not about the Marquis de Sade. It is not a bio-pic. It is not a history lesson. Do not take any of the events you see as fact. They are not.

Homo perversio: a species that thrives in captivity.”

The film is a (near completely) fictionalized account of de Sade’s last days, locked away in an insane asylum, directing other inmates in plays put on for the public and secretly slipping erotic manuscripts to a black market publisher.

Geoffrey Rush is riveting as the Marquis, reveling in de Sade’s libertine attitude and unwavering insistence on creative, sexual, and intellectual freedom, even in the face of imprisonment and abuse. Whether dressed in full costume, powder and wig or stripped completely bare, Rush’s de Sade exudes confidence and incorruptibility. He is the film’s conscience. He is the film’s soul.

Which seems an odd thing to say about a historical figure infamous for his sexual perversions. But this de Sade is perhaps far less perverted than the two men who strive to silence him. One is a barbaric doctor of the times (Michael Caine, in fine form), who believes in curing “God’s tiny blunders” with brutal “calming chairs,” floggings, and other means of torture and who imprisons his teenaged wife in an opulent chateau. The other is a kindly priest, director of the asylum, who seeks to treat his wards through humane methods and who considers the Marquis his friend, but – under pressure from the doctor and Napolean – is driven to ever increasing acts of cruelty and inhumanity. His moral ideals are corrupted too by an unrequited desire for a virginal chamber maid (Kate Winslet). The priest’s journey from wide-eyed idealism and innocence to wild-eyed depravity is masterfully portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix in what I believe is his finest performance.

But the film does not preach its ideas of morality and freedom. The lessons are there but they’re dressed up in wonderfully entertaining scenes full of humor, paranoia, and thick tension. And there’s plenty of eye candy to take in, from the stunning sets, gorgeous costumes and the people – oh the people. Phoenix’s Abbe du Coulmier can make a girl (or boy) think some very, very impure thoughts. Winslet is charming and beautiful as always (though her one nude scene is more shocking and repulsive than erotic). But most surprising to me was (then 17 year old) Amelia Warner, captivating and incredibly sexy in her role as the doctor’s wife. She easily transforms her character from innocent young girl to enchanting seductress. Fans of True Blood may also delight in Stephen Moyer’s (Vampire Bill) small role as the young architect who is employed to renovate the doctor’s chateau and falls victim to the charms of the young woman imprisoned there.

Of his work, the de Sade of this film says: “I write of the great eternal truths that bind together all mankind the whole world over. We eat, we s---, we f---, we kill, and we die.”

Be prepared to see all of the above.


I didn't care for Ocean's 11.

Seen: 20/34

My Ballot:
1. Quills (#67)
6. Hedwig and the Angry Inch (#91)
25. Surf's Up (One-Pointer)





Phil Kaufman's Quills was #86 on the MoFo Top 100 of the Millennium List. Steven Soderbergh only had one film on that previous list and it wasn't Ocean's Eleven (it was his remake of Solaris).
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How many of these have you seen?
Not enough. I watched Three Burials yesterday and working on Almost Famous so I can complain more about this countdown.

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