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I was contemplating a 3.5, as I gave Oasis a 3, but settled on the correct score.


One is a high 3 and the other is a low 3, if we're splitting hairs.



It's been a long time since I've seen Zombie Lake, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to also be watching Oasis of the Zombies the same week.


I'll leave that kind of behaviour to the maniacs.



Tell that person I'm jealous. It sounds like a wonderful way to spend an evening.




The friend...is me!



How many aquatic zombie movies are there? I was thinking that the Franco might be the one I saw with Peter Cushing, but that was actually this one instead. *not a recommendation, btw*





The Franco is entirely above water.


Lol I remember enjoying Shock Waves but would not treat it as a priority. Probably "better" than the Franco and Rollin, for what it's worth.



Vampyros Lesbos & She Killed in Ecstasy (Franco, 1971)




This review contains mild spoilers.

After having such a positive reaction to A Virgin Among the Living Dead recently, I decided to revisit Vampyros Lesbos and She Killed in Ecstasy. These are two West German-Spanish co-productions that Jess Franco did practically back-to-back, featuring some common cast members, including Soledad Miranda in the lead, as well as Ewa Stromberg, Paul Muller and Franco himself. They also both feature music by Manfred Hubler and Siegfried Schwab. As a result they very much play as companion pieces and are very easy to talk about together. When I'd watched both a few years ago, I'd enjoyed them enough, more so the former, but on a rewatch, I had a much stronger reaction. Gun to my head I still think Vampyros Lesbos is the better movie, but the better qualities of She Killed in Ecstasy felt a lot more immediate this time around, so I will perhaps dedicate just a little more space to discussing that one. (This will be a hybrid review, in case you're wondering.)

As I've stumbled across Franco's films over the years, I've found that the ones I've reacted to most strongly are the ones with strong central female presences, which is certainly the case with Miranda here. Both movies play to her seductive qualities, but the latter is grounded more firmly in her perspective and allows her an emotional range not present in the former film. In Vampyros Lesbos, a loose riff on the Dracula story, she plays a predatory vampiric figure who casts a spell over the heroine played by Stromberg, while in the latter she preys on the members of a medical council who condemned the unorthodox research of her disgraced scientist husband. It's probably redundant to say this, but Miranda is more than credibly seductive in both movies, yet when filtered through Stromberg's perspective, she's a bit of a blank slate, the sense of mystery around her inner thoughts proving part of the allure. In the latter, the calculation in her seduction of her targets is more transparent as we share her perspective. She does a lot of the work with her eyes, which she deploys to the ends of steely obfuscation, desire and seduction, or hatred and intensity, as the situation requires. I understand up to that point she'd done mostly lighthearted films (and her donning of multiple wigs in She Killed in Ecstasy feels like a reflection on her past as a performer), but her presence here has a penetrating, almost bracing effect. (Apparently Franco felt the same way, and planned on doing many more films with her, until her life was tragically cut short in a car accident.)

In my viewing of A Virgin Among the Living Dead, I was struck by Franco's use of different performers, particularly for their appearance, and I think these films provide some interesting examples as well. I compare Vernon in Virgin to his work in Ecstasy, and while he's bug-eyed and weird looking in the former, he's maybe even a little handsome here, yet any implied virility is immediately undercut (quite literally) once Miranda goes to work on him. Certainly Stromberg benefits from the comparisons, playing victims of Miranda's seduction in Vampyros Lesbos and She Killed in Ecstasy, but as the heroine in one and a villain in the other. I'm even starting to grow on Franco as a performer, as his awareness of his limitations leads to some pretty interesting casting across the films. Vampyros Lesbos has him seeking revenge against Miranda's character for driving his wife to insanity and providing another outlet for Franco's Sadean interests in his characters' torture of Miranda's victims. She Killed in Ecstasy has him as a more central villain, and has its funniest moment, when he, as a notable uggo, makes disparaging comments about Miranda's appearance. Sir, have you looked in a mirror recently? (Franco seems aware of his lack of conventional handsomeness, as evidenced by an interview where he offers amusing anecdote about being compared to Yoda. I suppose there are worse Star Wars characters to be likened to.)

Vampyros Lesbos is the more formally daring work, with its endless roving zooms dissolving the film's different scenes into one extended dreamscape, a recurring motif of water underlining the fluidity of the aesthetic approach. It's an appropriate one as the heroine is first haunted by the villain in her dreams, and the sensuous slide into the real world makes that attraction feel more urgent. If anything, the movie plods a bit in those brief moments when it pays lip service to plot and exposition (not surprisingly, these are the scenes when only dudes are present). She Killed in Ecstasy is not quite as fluid overall, but perhaps a bit more seamless in progressing the plot, as it's structured around the cycle of revenge enacted by the heroine. Both films are erotically charged and Sadean-flavoured, but while the former has a dynamic of sexual dependency between the vampire and her victims, the latter makes the audience perhaps a bit more complicit in those elements, asking us to identify with the heroine as she commits a series of sadomasochistic murders. (Franco himself puts himself in the victim's chair for one of them, which I suppose is one of the advantages of being the director. If one must be murdered in a horror movie, there are worse ways to go out than at the hands of Soledad Miranda.)

The intensity of these scenes is contrasted with the use of the landscape and surrounding architecture, which like Vampyros Lesbos gives the movie a thick veneer of exoticism, but perhaps is a little more belittling than the other film. What else to make of the heroine's house, which resembles a Tetris-like parody of the real thing? Or the way a cliff looms in the background while the villains futilely discuss their options for survival? The decor very much plays into these qualities as well. You'll notice that the least gripping sections of Vampyros Lesbos take place in the banal interiors of the asylum, right when the focus shifts to the dudes. The movie stacks the deck in favour of scenes in Miranda's lair, trusting that we'd prefer to spend time with good looking ladies in a sexy, sleek manor rather than a bunch of lame-o dudes in boring wood-heavy rooms. She Killed in Ecstasy frames Miranda against certain elements of the set design to enhance the spell she's casting on her victims, and gets one of its strangest images and biggest jolts when a character is smothered with a see-through plastic cushion.

And despite being a musical luddite, I feel compelled to dedicate a few words to the score. I've seen reviews deride the music as cliched and cheesy, and while it's true they're very much of their time, I don't think that's entirely a bad thing. We could all benefit from the occasional sitar twang or vaguely Krautrockish synthesizer drone, and whether or not it fits traditional ideas of "good" scoring (which frankly a lot of our most beloved horror soundtracks don't), the fact is that I've spent a non-zero time listening to some of these tracks outside of the films, which I think speaks to their enjoyability. Revisiting "Droge CX9" and "The Lion and the Cucumber" in their original context in Vampyros Lesbos (and recycled in She Killed in Ecstasy, which reuses a lot of the same music but has a few extra tracks of its own), I do think they provide the movies with an appropriate aural groove, and when they popped up on the soundtracks, I was immediately put in a good mood. These are movies I very much enjoyed spending time in again.




Malabimba (Bianchi, 1979)




This review contains mild spoilers.

Thanks to my non-existent knowledge of Italian, I'd confused "bimba" with "bambina" and assumed that the title of this movie translated to "Bad Baby". Of course I read this in a Marge Simpson voice and offered myself a Hibbert-esque chuckle right after. What this has to do with the actual movie is anybody's guess, so I suppose I should get on with an actual review. Malabimba is a tale of demonic possession churned out in Italy in the wake of The Exorcist. (The best known of these from my understanding is Beyond the Door, which I have not seen. I have however seen its ostensible sequel, Beyond the Door II AKA Shock, the final film by the great Mario Bava and featuring a gripping performance by the great Daria Nicolodi. The movie is maybe less than great but should be highly enjoyable for Italian horror fans.) The story here involves a rich family in a country manor conducting a seance wherein one of their ancestors possesses the body of a young girl. As you can guess from the subtitle, The Malicious Whore, the girl then gets up to a bunch of shenanigans, mostly sexual in nature. She ruins dinner table conversations by calling her family members not very nice names. She ruins a nice evening gathering by standing in front of the fireplace and flashing everybody. She makes out with her mustachioed father. She makes her teddy bear a dick out of a candle. (This is the second movie I watched over the last few days, after Vampire Ecstasy, featuring candles standing in for phalluses. In that one, they were sculpted for that purpose. Here, they are makeshift.) She gives a relative a blowjob and subsequent heart attack. And she gets it on with a nun.

At the risk of sounding like a degenerate, the last part was why I'd decided to give this a watch. You see, I watched Killer Nun, the giallo-nunsploitation hybrid with Anita Ekberg earlier in the day, which I found quite effective in its use of subjectivity and its commitment to the heroine's perspective, which helped bridge over my usual difficulty with nunsploitation. To put it simply, I was not raised in a Christian household so a lot of the innate tension in the genre does not resonate with me as a viewer, and I appreciate when a movie does the legwork to sell that tension. Looking to double up on the nunnery, I popped this in after being misled by the Blu-ray cover, only to be disappointed by the dearth of nun-related content. There is only one nun to be found here and she's a supporting character to boot. I should note that the protagonist's antics are only some of the things going on in this country manor. There's also the undersexed relative who sets her sights on the protagonist's mustachioed father, for reasons that are not sold all that convincingly to the viewer.

A sense of sexual hysteria pervades the movie, yet there's little to make this resonate as the movie doesn't commit strongly enough to any of the characters' perspectives or their relationships. This is directed by Andrea Bianchi, whose Burial Ground and Strip Nude for Your Killer similarly featured a lot of sleazy elements but rarely felt transgressive. Like the former, this also features an adult actor allegedly playing a child, although in this case it's probably a good thing given how much sexual content is in this movie. (The actress here isn't particularly good, but she does a lot of squinting and sneering, which is enjoyable enough on the movie's dumbassed terms.) Just wall to wall softcore scenes, with the occasional hardcore insert to spice things up. Despite being shot obviously after the fact, Bianchi is not a distinct enough stylist that these inserts compromise the movie's aesthetic identity, but they do contain at least one pretty blatant continuity error, concerning the amount of a character's buttocks being covered by their pantaloons. All that being said, some of this is shot nicely enough, and as it's set in a nice country manor (perhaps the same one as in Burial Ground, although I haven't actually confirmed this), it has plenty of scenes where characters walk down corridors, which is one of my favourite things in horror movies.




I probably won't pick up the set, but might try to get to the D'Amato at some point.



Vampire Ecstasy (Sarno, 1973)



As a teenager in Toronto in the 2000s whose parents had Rogers Cable, one of the key drivers of my horror fandom was a channel called Scream. Launched in 2001, this was a channel that specialized in horror films, and provided me with an opportunity to catch such classics of the genre as Evil Dead II and Blood Feast (although I did not appreciate the latter at the time). On one hand, my budding cinephilia was nourished through whatever Criterions I could get my hands on at the public library, which lent itself to a kind of curation. On the other hand, my interest in horror was fed through a more omnivorous approach, as I would devour whatever movies I managed to catch this channel during its regular generous free preview periods during the month of October. (Looking back, I feel a bit of guilt around this, as the channel rebranded to a more milquetoast iteration known as Dusk in 2009, and then ceased operations in 2012. Were people like me to blame? I can only atone by buying an ill-advised amount of Blu-rays to support companies selling horror titles going forward.) Even though I was cursed with certain ideas around "good taste" at the time, I recognized this channel for the boon that it was to my cinephilia.

Those ideas however led me to squander the channel that was one up from Scream, Drive-In Classics, which specialized in exploitation movies. (Amusingly, after Drive-In Classics ended operations, it was replaced by the Sundance Channel, which is about as far as you can get in terms of programming.) Before my tastes had become sophisticated and/or debased enough, I naturally assumed what was shown on this channel was a heap of garbage and didn't spend a lot of time watching it, although every once in a while curiosity would get the better of me and I'd hit the channel up button to see what was on. During one of these televisual excursions, I stumbled across a scene of some kind of strange ritual, characterized by boobs and bongo music. Despite being relatively prudish as a teenager, I was transfixed for reasons that were beyond me at the time (okay, that's a lie), and watched with rapt attention for a few minutes with the sound really low only to quickly change the channel before anybody else came in the room. That scene was from a movie called Vampire Ecstasy (AKA The Devil's Plaything), which for years held a great deal of psychic weight over me yet I'd found it hard to come across a copy and had never seen mentioned in my internet circles during all these years (it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page). But now, through the miracle of Tubi and the Film Movement Blu-ray label, I found it was available to stream in a beautiful HD transfer, so after many years, I was able to finally sate my curiosity.

Sometimes you see a bit of a movie out of context and develop an idea of what the movie's like that's completely divorced from the real thing. For years, I'd imagined Weird Science had some wacky extended chase where the heroes escape from an evil pimp played by Bill Paxton, wearing his yellow suit from Predator 2. When I finally watched it last year, I realized I'd extrapolated much of that entirely from the "malaka" scene and had actually only seen the first few minutes. Other times, as in here, you see a part of the movie that proves to be entirely representative of the whole thing. Vampire Ecstasy has many, many, many scenes of nude female characters conducting some kind of weird sex ritual in a dungeon, set to bongo music. Some of these scenes involve marital aids, like dick-shaped candles and wooden cones, as well as the occasional dude, but others merely involve them writhing to the bongo music. (There is occasional gyrating as well. What is the difference between writhing and gyrating, you ask? Well, I'm not a man of science, but I would wager that the direction and intensity of the oscillations plays a role in distinguishing the two.) Now, I'm not against any of this in principle, but the movie runs an hour and forty-three minutes long, and these sequences ensure you feel every second of that runtime. (It's also unclear whether the bongo music is diegetic, as other characters seemingly hear the bongos, yet nobody is ever seen playing them. Such are the mysteries of Vampire Ecstasy.)

However, the movie does offer some of the pleasures you'd expect from a movie called Vampire Ecstasy. One can try to dissect the particulars of the plot, but all one really needs to know is that there are a group of sinister lesbian vampires (the ones conducting the aforementioned bongo rituals) combating a professor of vampire history (or some ****), who may have an incestuous attraction to her brother. Aside from the numerous, numerous nude scenes featuring fairly attractive participants, the movie benefits greatly from being set in a castle near the Bavarian alps, which lends the movie an appropriately chilly atmosphere. Combined with the vaguely German accents of most of the cast and the death metal font of the opening credits, this plays credibly like a Eurosleaze vampire movie, perhaps like one Jean Rollin would have made at the time, so it surprised me that it's directed by a Joe Sarno, an American. Sarno was a prolific director of both softcore and hardcore pornography whose work I'd like to delve further into, as by all accounts, he made some pretty good ones. (During one of my other bouts of interest in Drive-In Classics, I distinctly remember seeing Abigail Lesley is Back in Town appearing on the programming guide, tantalized by the NC-17 rating noted in the movie description but too afraid to be caught actually flipping to the channel.) I suspect Vampire Ecstasy isn't the greatest entry point for his career, and unlike Rollin, he never manages to imbue enough of a sense of threat into the movie, so whatever atmosphere is present never accumulates into dread. As a result, this is hard to recommend as an actual horror movie, but it holds some interest as a curio. Given my interest in clothing, I must note that one of the female characters arrives in a fedora, pinstripe suit and tie, so she immediately became my favourite character. There is also a scene where the heroine's clothes all fall off as she's attacked by bats, in a scene less gruesome yet similarly entertaining as the bat attack in The House by the Cemetery. See, it's not so bad.




(Amusingly, after Drive-In Classics ended operations, it was replaced by the Sundance Channel, which is about as far as you can get in terms of programming.)
I remember Sundance occasionally indulging in exploitation now and then. What's really 180 degrees was when Sundance either got bought out or changed management around 2010 and shifted their programming to Die Hard marathons and Law & Order reruns. I'm surprised they didn't just change the name.



this plays credibly like a Eurosleaze vampire movie, perhaps like one Jean Rollin would have made at the time
He did love him some writhing lesbian vampires.