Oblivion (2013)
Action/Adventure/Sci-fi
I've been avoiding this film since it's release because it's a typical Hollywood blockbuster staring Tom Cruise. Or at least it would have been a blockbuster if the critics didn't cripple it's chance for success simply because of it's anti-Illuminati subtext. Instead the movie managed to loose $30,000,000. No worse than any other Hollywood blockbuster that would get 3.5 stars from people like Roger Ebert and Rotten Tomatoes. Instead they give it 2.5 stars making mostly content related complaints in their reviews about things like the shape of the space ship and the main characters' jock-like attributes (not including his personality which could have come closer to realising The Matrix than his 2 blue pills a day swallowing partner, or any jock for that matter). Never mind the fact that Tom Cruise has those attributes in all of his movies. Roger Ebert did make some superficial attempts at assessing the film's quality, but he gave Knight and Day 3 stars and that movie was worse by far.
"If nothing else, "Oblivion" will go down in film history as the movie where Tom Cruise pilots a white, sperm-shaped craft into a giant space uterus. The scene is more interesting to describe than it is to watch." -Roger Ebert
The ship is a three headed "sperm" with a tail that ends in a vertical disc rather than a point. It looks more like a dragonfly than a tadpole. The giant space "uterus" opens like an origami fortune teller (paper hand game) and its interior architecture is more Egyptian pyramid than birth canal. Roger Ebert criticises everything about the movie except for its actual flaws, and there are plenty.
The movie opens with inner monologue explaining the plot for the lethargic. Roger Ebert actually praises the intro which was so boring and cliche I had to fight the urge to turn the movie off. But things did pick up, and for the rest of the movie I was surprisingly entertained. It faltered near the end thanks to Tom Cruise's inability to express emotion in traumatic heart breaking situations. Morgan Freeman was kind of a nice touch, but he didn't "act" much either.
Other than in terms of acting the movie also faltered greatly in its plot and realism. This is one of those movies where the main character only survives because the writers said so. It is not a story about a survivor, it is a story about medical miracles and the hand of God keeping the important characters safe. The drones were fast, efficient, and deadly when it served the plot. Then at other times they would suddenly become tentative and less accurate than storm troopers.
The interfacing between the mothership and the technology and machines on the planet surface was also unrealistic. Apparently they've never heard of relaying a signal because the Mother Ship could only communicate with Jack and Victoria from nine to five (even a normal satellite has a larger window). The mother ship could send drones and do things on its own but seemed far too limited in what it was capable of controlling. Given the circumstances they should be monitoring and controlling absolutely everything. They certainly had the technology to, but of course that wouldn't have allowed the desired course of the film's plot.
Despite all of the negative criticims I've given, I did enjoy myself for nearly an hour. For me Olga Kurylenko was the saving grace of the movie, but Andrea Riseborough played the lot she was cast well too. The central theme of the importance of having a questioning nature rang true, especially in the dialogue between Jack (Tom) and Victoria (Andrea).
Be aware, there are people alive today who would like to see the events of this movie actually unfold. Very very wealthy powerful people in high places...
Rating: 5/10