The Shoutbox

Stay for the diabeetus!!!
that one will put you out. guarantee it
I think my feverish torpor means I need to watch the new Puss in Boots movie.
I woke myself up the other night from a dream where I was stepping on a cat. He had gone batsh*t loco (or maybe it was just common cat behavior) and bitten my hand. It left small barbs instead of teeth or fangs. I'm not sure what to call 'em. I'm no a cat person. I trapped it under my foot and and it was yowling and spitting and thrashing around. I was trying to figure out how to extricate myself without either of us getting further hurt when I woke up. My mouth was parched. I sat on my bed at 4:00 in the morning trying to grasp the significance of the dream.
i don’t have dreams anymore. it’s just all nightmares 😅
Nightmares ARE old friends.
I miss the old good days of berating normies everywhere. These days I got too lazy to do even that.
I haven't had a nightmare in 20 years.
nightmares about old friends
Rude MoFos! Rude MoFos!
I'd say, "the jellybean is the one who would even answer that question."