The Shoutbox
Coincidentally, it's poster Tea Barking's birthday.
Maybe she could teach it to be the fastest dog in the world to curl up in a cup?
Just an idea.
My mom's pup is named Stanley!
Congratulations to newly crowned Stanley Cup Champions, The Colorado Avalanche! They closed out the finals by beating the Tampa Bay Lightning 2-1 and won it in six games.
Not sure if you guys are aware of this, but Mosfilm is currently uploading their library to YouTube in HD.

https://www.youtube.com/c/Mosfilm_eng
That’s the real crime behind vaping. Not enough smokers and their crusty little ashtrays. Back in the day, if you didn’t have any mustards, you just licked that corndog and rolled it around in one. Fusion dining at it’s best!

*Now I’ll admit, that was a stretch to get to a Weird Science Chet reference. It’s all about really being complete nonsense with the tee-tiniest shred of semblance to something that even I have a hard time reconciling. Kelly LeBrock married Steven Seagull!!!
Very. Apparently there's national mustard shortage as no one gives me one mustard pack when i request a handful. These corndogs can't flavor themselves.
How bad were Mustard’s lines?
at the office tonight playing catchup. i don't want to be here though!!!!1!!
Too good
I’m dealing with a mood today, but stealth Shazam missions through the garden really cut through the thicket and made me smile.

Thank you, Agp…AX… Okay. Nickname needs some workshopping, but it’s the thought.