[quote=Allaby]In celebration of the comedy countdown, I went to the mall today and picked up the Comedy All-star 16 movie dvd collection.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Bill Gates and his ex-wife own 270,000 acres. I can barely grasp my .30 acres.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]lol[/quote]

[quote=Sedai][quote=John McClane]The FDA [strike]banning Juul[/strike] is such a joke.[/quote]

FIFY!  ;)[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]The FDA banning Juul is such a joke.[/quote]

[quote=John-Connor]Probably an alternate universe where they have hologram internet.[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX]Had a dream about MoFo. Some interactive thread that was crawling out onto my desk, In the Mouth of Madness-style.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][center][font=century gothic]In the spirit of being out of touch and behind the times...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezk_dD2Ia-w

What was I doing 12 years ago...[/font][/center][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]BTW. Who wants to sell me a VCR for less than a car payment?[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Any good reason we didn't buy all the VCRs about 20 years ago? 

Spare bedroom? Fill it up $20 JVCs.

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[quote=John McClane]Colorado man steals a cop car and responds to a domestic violence 911 call. That man was playing [i]Grand Theft Auto[/i] police missions for real.[/quote]