The Shoutbox
No, I don't usually keep other MOFO users in the fridge. ....*in my best Canadian accent* usually.
Have they been in your fridge for a while? Sounds like they're expired.
I'm going to assume that no one else has this problem, OR that you all do and you've all died from it. WOW! What are the odds we've all decided to munch on baby carrots this morning!?
odd random question, but does anyone else nearly die, choking on fresh baby carrots? I swear, every other one I try to eat seems to shatter into about a hundred smaller babier carrots, all racing to test the back of my throat. I only ever experience this with these things. MAYBE from time to time I get a rare, rogue spaghetti noodle that decides it's time to be swallowed before I can chew it down into bits. Less often I might catch a really long string bean that magically unfolds itself straight into my gullet. But mostly it's these carrots. Anyone else? Or did I just not learn to eat properly?
lol
Originally Posted by Yoda
omg thats funny lol
Wait. You have an IKEA?
IKEA sells cookies??
I’m not letting them off the hook. They don’t sell the chocolate oatmeal cookies, that I refuse to attempt to spell, anymore.

That was the main reason I wanted to go 😢
I spent 3 hours in IKEA today and it felt like a half hour. Very proud if my purchases today. A lot of effort went into cultivating that cart.