[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I spent 3 hours in IKEA today and it felt like a half hour. Very proud if my purchases today. A lot of effort went into cultivating that cart.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]btw, I used to do magic as a kid. that's tricks, not Lovecraft level stuff. i'd palm cards, coins, and make rabbit puppets out of cloth dinner towels. i was the guy people DIDN'T invite over.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]And so the story begins...[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]better than shhhhhnooty[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Damn, that's shhhhneaky!!![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=Chypmunk]I still whip my wand out every now and then. Only when the wife is out mind :)[/quote]

[IMG]https://i.gifer.com/2k4r.gif[/IMG]


QUOTED BEFORE THE DELETE GNOME STRIKES AGAIN!!![/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]I still whip my wand out every now and then. Only when the wife is out mind :)[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]btw, I used to do magic as a kid. that's tricks, not Lovecraft level stuff. i'd palm cards, coins, and make rabbit puppets out of cloth dinner towels. i was the guy people DIDN'T invite over.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]*palms a five dollar bill* what WOULD it take to convince you?[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]I'm not convinced reaching up to snatch a ball out of thin air will ever catch on.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]wow. that's kinda hard to pronounce =\[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]swiñton?[/quote]