The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by John McClane
I am a worthless fat sack of potatoes. Anybody need some fries?
You're anything but worthless. We're all very glad to have you here.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
I still get somewhat blown away sometimes by how beautiful Audrey Hepburn is.
I am a worthless fat sack of potatoes. Anybody need some fries?
"Hey buddy. Big plans today? Lil' bbq? Couple of Buuusssccch lights? Cornhole? Big plans?"

"No time for any of that nonsense, I'm getting a haircut."
I feel like I want my new catchphrase to be “You’re not wrong.”
Sure to see the 3-legged perch technique.
Where we piddle all day
Originally Posted by mark f
Happy WTF Day.
Welcome to the litterbox!
It's the hand, right? What happened to the hand? Is that what started the downward spiral?
Nearing midnight here. Totally having some nightmares now. Thanks. lol.