The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by doubledenim
All the jokes people made in the past about buying t.p. at Costco.
Now they're reviled, and for good reason. They weren't being smart at solving a problem. They were causing the problem.
Originally Posted by John McClane
So I hit like 5 different stores all with no toilet paper. I know I’m late to the party but these people out here are ****ing vultures.

I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.

All the jokes people made in the past about buying t.p. at Costco.

You got any know any people that work retail? I've got some boots on the ground that can procure sundries before the vultures arrive.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Good thing my body is already programmed to **** on the clock. No paper rationing needed.
That's right people, the world's greatest doughnut company was doing the Lord's work yesterday. Free dozens for healthcare workers. That's right dozens. Limit 5

Don't blame delicious pastry if your PA was a liggle sluggy yesterday.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Video aside, this song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm almost ashamed to admit that, but I just can't help it! Please don't think less of me for it. I do try to compensate with Tom Waits though. =/
You are of a certain age that needs no excuse for Kylie Minogue.

I always felt Fiona Apple was her sister. The bad sister.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Like I even hit the office supply stores and they were out. Like wth. It takes me like 2 months to go through one pack worth.
I've now seen toilet paper in stores 3 times in the last week, but I go in a store almost 20 times a week. Haven't bought any though since this started. I refuse to buy any except Scott's 36 pack for which I have a coupon.
Good thing my body is already programmed to shit on the clock. No paper rationing needed.
Like I even hit the office supply stores and they were out. Like wth. It takes me like 2 months to go through one pack worth.
So I hit like 5 different stores all with no toilet paper. I know I’m late to the party but these people out here are ****ing vultures.

I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by John McClane
And my governor has finally issued a stay at home order.
Pennsylvania's governor switched from continuing to say that schools are shut down for "another two weeks" to just declaring schools are closed indefinitely.
Our stay at home order is effective until June 10th.
Video aside, this song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm almost ashamed to admit that, but I just can't help it! Please don't think less of me for it. I do try to compensate with Tom Waits though. =/

Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Kinda ironic that the one time this headgear might actually have caught on in the clubs is when they are all shut ...