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Originally Posted by doubledenim
All the jokes people made in the past about buying t.p. at Costco.
Originally Posted by John McClane
So I hit like 5 different stores all with no toilet paper. I know I’m late to the party but these people out here are ****ing vultures.
I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.
I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.
All the jokes people made in the past about buying t.p. at Costco.
You got any know any people that work retail? I've got some boots on the ground that can procure sundries before the vultures arrive.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Good thing my body is already programmed to **** on the clock. No paper rationing needed.
That's right people, the world's greatest doughnut company was doing the Lord's work yesterday. Free dozens for healthcare workers. That's right dozens. Limit 5
Don't blame delicious pastry if your PA was a liggle sluggy yesterday.
Don't blame delicious pastry if your PA was a liggle sluggy yesterday.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Video aside, this song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm almost ashamed to admit that, but I just can't help it! Please don't think less of me for it. I do try to compensate with Tom Waits though. =/
I always felt Fiona Apple was her sister. The bad sister.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Like I even hit the office supply stores and they were out. Like wth. It takes me like 2 months to go through one pack worth.
Like I even hit the office supply stores and they were out. Like wth. It takes me like 2 months to go through one pack worth.
So I hit like 5 different stores all with no toilet paper. I know I’m late to the party but these people out here are ****ing vultures.
I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.
I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by John McClane
And my governor has finally issued a stay at home order.
Video aside, this song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm almost ashamed to admit that, but I just can't help it! Please don't think less of me for it. I do try to compensate with Tom Waits though. =/
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Kinda ironic that the one time this headgear might actually have caught on in the clubs is when they are all shut ...