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Then goes to the internet and presents an audience review...
"this film was absolutely incredible. a spiritual experience. never before have i watched a film that has given me such joy, such enlightenment. i felt every bone, muscle, tendon in my body transcend as i watched this, i was becoming one with the universe, the cosmos, i became one with all of God's great creations...the trees, the flowers, the oceans, the grass, the animals, the air...i felt as if i was floating up beyond the snow white gates of heaven, beyond space, beyond time....beyond the chains of reality that weigh us meek humans down, beyond peace, beyond love...
it was if i was watching painting with light, light with painting, imagine the most beautiful, complex, richest painting you have ever seen...then multiply its beauty by 7000, thats what every frame of this film is like.
i was bathing in the most romantic, mystifying pond ever. a pond that was soaked in all of the night's gifts-the shimmering stars that scatter the skies, the brightest, most daunting moon, the gloomy, misty clouds.....yet at the same time i also was sleeping beneath the hazy sun, the dreamiest, bluest sky, the fluffiest clouds...oh it was glorious! such glory it overwhelmed me, in reality, i was left with a pool of neither sunshine or moonlight, yet a pool of love, sadness, confusion, terror, lust...the worldly rainbow of emotions this film granted me
this is the greatest work ever made by man
"this film was absolutely incredible. a spiritual experience. never before have i watched a film that has given me such joy, such enlightenment. i felt every bone, muscle, tendon in my body transcend as i watched this, i was becoming one with the universe, the cosmos, i became one with all of God's great creations...the trees, the flowers, the oceans, the grass, the animals, the air...i felt as if i was floating up beyond the snow white gates of heaven, beyond space, beyond time....beyond the chains of reality that weigh us meek humans down, beyond peace, beyond love...
it was if i was watching painting with light, light with painting, imagine the most beautiful, complex, richest painting you have ever seen...then multiply its beauty by 7000, thats what every frame of this film is like.
i was bathing in the most romantic, mystifying pond ever. a pond that was soaked in all of the night's gifts-the shimmering stars that scatter the skies, the brightest, most daunting moon, the gloomy, misty clouds.....yet at the same time i also was sleeping beneath the hazy sun, the dreamiest, bluest sky, the fluffiest clouds...oh it was glorious! such glory it overwhelmed me, in reality, i was left with a pool of neither sunshine or moonlight, yet a pool of love, sadness, confusion, terror, lust...the worldly rainbow of emotions this film granted me
this is the greatest work ever made by man
Originally Posted by ynwtf
A.K.A. babies.
We don't die; we *grunts* multiply.
but not like starfish. that would be gruesome.
We don't die; we *grunts* multiply.
but not like starfish. that would be gruesome.
keith flint hung himself, but "authorities" can't decide on an actual suicide. But..there was no foul play.
WTF are you even talking about, bro?
Just say it. Just go all the way and say what you mean. Why beat around the bush?
If the guy hung himself, and there was no foul play,...why would you contradict the report?
Idiots.
WTF are you even talking about, bro?
Just say it. Just go all the way and say what you mean. Why beat around the bush?
If the guy hung himself, and there was no foul play,...why would you contradict the report?
Idiots.
Or flatworms.
o.O
o.O
A.K.A. babies.
We don't die; we *grunts* multiply.
but not like starfish. that would be gruesome.
We don't die; we *grunts* multiply.
but not like starfish. that would be gruesome.
The potty people.
And by "wee," I mean potty.
Infant-sized knives lead to teeny tiny chops. It's amazing the dexterity of the wee people.
Originally Posted by Sedai
I peel them when I eat them, but when lil Stelly is eating them, they get sliced and then we cut little chunks out for her to grab and eat...
I peel them when I eat them, but when lil Stelly is eating them, they get sliced and then we cut little chunks out for her to grab and eat...
Or cat! Cuz maybe they don't have a dog!