The Shoutbox
That’s just to illustrate one of the reasons why I chose the name I did.

I figure I need to put just as much thought/work into creating/maintaining a brand.
I’m Tonie Barde
I lead the vanguard
Take head and stay on guard
I’ll swipe your credit card
I’ll swipe till it’s charred
Discard it like a cheater’s flash card
When you see the balance
You’ll be caught off guard
Doo doo doo doo doo be doo boo,
Badabum dum bah duddum;

Doo doo doo doo DOO be doo boo,
Badabum bum bah duh-DUM!

Dance your cares away...
Yo, when I get a stack of them bennies
I know what I’m doing I’m hitting JCPennys
Hitting the rack and buying suits for my crew
So you know who we are when we roll through
What can I say? That’s just what I do.
I spread the wealth and you should, too.
You want grown man bars?
Ok, **** these flash cars
I'm trying to retire
I'll put in the work and try to drop fire
Tell the world about the pain of the game
When you're not true to yourself
You sound real lame
My lines don't open eyes
That's fine, it'd be worse if I don't try.
Haven't you heard?
We all end up in a hearse.
And all that's left is words.
"Grown man bars, is something you gotta deal with.
No matter how many of them fabricated lines he say, it aint gonna equal up to this real sh*t"
Forgot to mention: WOTD rhyme.
My castle has crenelations
You live in a van
With no ventilation
Begging for money at the subway station
While I'm glued to my PlayStation
On Christmas morning
My parents are snoring
Wake up and take me to the Shoney's buffet
Then we open presents
So get out my way
I'm hoping to have a say
In which ones we take back the next day
Also, good morning!