[quote=Sedai]Hi all![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Or studying water fountains at the local mall food court. That's what I do when I get down.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=Yoda]Or another person, I bet.[/quote]

Absolutely guaranteed a seat (or six) on the bus/train :)[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Oh. there was more text under Chyp's post. MYBAD![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]You can't legally buy another person, Yoda. Tisk.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Or another person, I bet.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Just buy one of these:
[img]https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-61hvb7k83t/products/49045/images/24732/tk587s_1__83548.1553290675.386.513.jpg?c=2[/img]

Hand on heart I've not been harassed by a single bird ever since I bought one :)[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yeah it's genuinely weird to be so on edge walking in front of your own house. I'm literally just going to avoid the front steps for a solid week, I think, though I'll have to keep an eye on the situation.

Maybe, if I'm lucky, he was being really really aggressive because the process is almost done. I dunno.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]lol.
Sorry about the bird. Years ago I had some bird that had apparently been wronged and terribly insulted by my back door glass pane. Each morning the creature picked fights, pecking at and slamming itself into the glass for two weeks. It was so loud I would wake from it on the other end of the house. It never bombed me directly, so your case sounds a bit worse.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Man, I wish this were just about you weirdos. It's totally an actual bird. I really hope this doesn't go on for more than, like, a week.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Woah. That next post is pretty dark lol. Creepy stalker bird =\[/quote]