The Shoutbox
Good morning, everyone!
Something ins the air. I just ran into an old runnin' buddy I hadn't seen in 20 years the other night.
Going to see an old friend tomorrow, for the first time in 22 years.

Only one thing is certain - I've not changed a bit. Obviously.
Everytime I see Yoda dancing...

Christmas Party Administrator

You know. The guy that pulls you off to the side and brings out the mason jar.
Let's say that is one of the classier lines.
My first instinct was to copy the "nudie bar" poem, but...

"Where the beer gives you gas,
but the Bundys kick ass,
at the nudie bar."
"Choco cake. Choco cake. Eat so much, I get a tummy ache!" ~ Al Bundy
"Dad is great, Gives us the chocolate cake."

Wait, dad is not great, cuz dad ate all the cake.
Originally Posted by Sedai
Or was it stars?

YES! THANK YOU!
I eat all the cake.
Do you eat your cake, and have it, too?