[quote=John McClane]I often wonder how different my life would have been if I had joined the seminary.[/quote]

[quote=Darth Wish][quote=Chypmunk]Dammit, everytime I'm near a railway and hear that familiar [i][font=Palatino linotype]Tooooooot! toooot!![/font][/i] now I'm gonna expect a prostitute train to go past :([/quote]

Are you sure it isn't the wagon train outside your Mom's front door?  :D[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Dammit, everytime I'm near a railway and hear that familiar [i][font=Palatino linotype]Tooooooot! toooot!![/font][/i] now I'm gonna expect a prostitute train to go past :([/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Only 2 toots? Have they implemented rationing measures?[/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Wow. Cain, the Nuke cult leader grows up to time travel back to then become the Preacher on Hell On Wheels. Crazy times. Oh snap. Two prostitutes just exploded =/[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Send em’ to the ice mines!! These exclamation points are free today!!! Ima keep using em’!!![/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Power gets cut off from mice gnawing the copper. Keep em in the freezer keeps the power on. It goes out? They broke free and need to be corralled back up and sent to the ice mines. Tragic cycle.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Chypmunk]You keep mice in the freezer too? :eek:[/quote]

[font=century gothic]All the time, unless the power gets cut off![/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Works on my stink! I'm not Korean either![/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]You do know freezing clothes does nothing for the smell, right? You need some sun on them shorties.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]You keep mice in the freezer too? :eek:[/quote]