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This time of year, with all the online ordering, I like to lay all the empty boxes in a few rows on my living room floor. I then smear green eye shadow all over my face in tribal-like markings. A latex glove over the top portion of my skull makes for an excellent representation of reptilian back spikes. Finally, with Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls playing on repeat, I stomp on all the boxes pretending I'm Godzilla. *reh-REEEeeeee!*
Originally Posted by John McClane
just cracked open my last creme brulee Juul pod