[quote=John McClane]Damn, only a quarter? Them some serious Mr. Burns vibes[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]when i was teenager, i would pay this 7th grader quarters to do backflips in the mall concourse. he took tumbling classes or something. not sure i've ever felt as powerful as i did in those moments.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]But more importantly, the way they handled IBR plans going forward is going to be a real boon for future graduates. This is actually a really good policy.

Oh shit, I said policy. That's political. I'll go sit in the corner now[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]So if I am understanding all of this announcement correctly I may be student loan free at the beginning of next year.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]My dad is singing for joy.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Student loans announcement today[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=ynwtf]Yesessssßs.....[/quote]
Ach du lieber! The schluss "s" is a nice touch there.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]I've had that before, except instead of her dress it was my fly :D[/quote]

[quote=Allaby]Well, that was a first.  A random woman approached me and asked me to zip up her dress.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Don’t eat the worm[/quote]

[quote=Swan]John Bob Diddly Bob Jo Piper Jacob Jingle Himer Picked a Pepper Smith[/quote]