The Shoutbox
Happiness is getting the news that against the odds our lil auld puddy has pulled through and we will get to spend a little more time with him after all
These Stores wouldnt run out if they made the effort to say a person can only buy so much lets say Toilet Paper or Eggs or Bread. Say A person can either buy one pack 24 rolls of toilet paper or 2 12 Roll Packages. People might complain but people would not be out of store items if limit what can be purchased
Originally Posted by doubledenim
All the jokes people made in the past about buying t.p. at Costco.
Now they're reviled, and for good reason. They weren't being smart at solving a problem. They were causing the problem.
Originally Posted by John McClane
So I hit like 5 different stores all with no toilet paper. I know I’m late to the party but these people out here are ****ing vultures.

I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.

All the jokes people made in the past about buying t.p. at Costco.

You got any know any people that work retail? I've got some boots on the ground that can procure sundries before the vultures arrive.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Good thing my body is already programmed to **** on the clock. No paper rationing needed.
That's right people, the world's greatest doughnut company was doing the Lord's work yesterday. Free dozens for healthcare workers. That's right dozens. Limit 5

Don't blame delicious pastry if your PA was a liggle sluggy yesterday.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Video aside, this song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm almost ashamed to admit that, but I just can't help it! Please don't think less of me for it. I do try to compensate with Tom Waits though. =/
You are of a certain age that needs no excuse for Kylie Minogue.

I always felt Fiona Apple was her sister. The bad sister.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Like I even hit the office supply stores and they were out. Like wth. It takes me like 2 months to go through one pack worth.
I've now seen toilet paper in stores 3 times in the last week, but I go in a store almost 20 times a week. Haven't bought any though since this started. I refuse to buy any except Scott's 36 pack for which I have a coupon.
Good thing my body is already programmed to shit on the clock. No paper rationing needed.
Like I even hit the office supply stores and they were out. Like wth. It takes me like 2 months to go through one pack worth.
So I hit like 5 different stores all with no toilet paper. I know I’m late to the party but these people out here are ****ing vultures.

I hope their houses burn down too fast to save because of all that paper they be stocking. Geez.