The Shoutbox
"Those jobs are usually reserved for ex-ball players and, well, people in broadcasting."

'Well that's really not fair."

"I know."
"Jerry"

"George, Marla."

"Marla."

"George. Jerry, Stacey."

"Stacey."

"Jerry."

"George, Stacey."

"Stacey."

"George."

"George."

"Jerry. Marla. Stacey!!"

"A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."
"Surprisingly, no. I'm free. I'm unfettered. I'm like a naked innocent boy rrromain' the countryside."
"I'm speechless. I have no speech."
"Fugitive sex."
"Sex to SAVE the friendship..."
"Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?"

"Yes!"
I forget the line after the coma one. I love the whole exchange, though.

"Someone's pilfered a Ziggy and tried to pass it off as his own. I'm going to get to the bottom of this."
"We have a wide variety of Gene picks."
"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."