The Shoutbox
When dealing with slugs, rarely will you run across anything.
Slug eggs?
Sorry, never noticed any
Never heard of those as a delicacy before but I'll try and remember to save them for you next time I run across some.
Did you save any of the eggs? They're delicious, especially in salads.
Sending a care parcel as I type.

Sadly the wife just finished the last piece of smoked duck so I've added some chargrilled slug instead. Hope that's ok.
irish i had some smoked duck right now =\
Your wish is my command Ma'am:
Whatever you guys are smoking, pass some over here.
What's the difference between a duck?

One of his legs are both the same!
Eider idea it might end like this - personally I think you're all completely quackers

Q. How do you get down off an elephant?
A. You don't, you get down off a duck.
I ducked off out of there a while ago...
Is it too late to duck out of this conversation?